Post your favorite Malloy one-liners

[PlanetBev]

I'm feeling pretty depressed and betrayed right now. No doubt in my mind that Mike will re-surface in another venue, but until he does, I need a few laughs.

My favorite is:

"I'd like to twist off Pat Robertson's head, kick it into hell, and let the demons play soccer with it."

[rurallib]

1. I just love to hear him say "Chucklenuts"

He does it with such disdain.

[whiterabbit76]

2. "Have I mentioned yet tonight....

...how much I hate these people?!?!?"

Hands down, my favorite! Mike will be back!

[eleny]

3. See you back here on Monday....I hope so. I really, really do!

(My paraphrase of his ie America Friday night sign-off.) :cry:

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

4. His entire speech about putting the monkey behind the wheel of the car.

It's the perfect analogy for what's going on with Iraq, and the claim that "the Democrats don't have a plan".

[B Calm]

26. I have the MP3 audio of that. I love playing it to right-wingers at work!

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

28. I just recently discoverd that I have the audio, too.

Came on my iTunes Party playlist.
Nice surprise

[Kralizec]

5. "Watch your back."

Mike... watch your back, brother.

[Xeric]

6. I'm sure the backstabbers at AAR

found that one ironic.

I want names.

[Generic Other]

7. "Those sons of bitches!"

Warms the cockles of my heart every time!

[AlCzervik]

8. "The Bush crime family" will always be my favorite.

[PlanetBev]

9. Another all time winner

Regarding Barbara Bush:

"That uterus of hers has ejected more evil onto this planet than we can imagine."

[JackBeck]

10. "You know who you are. You right-wing lurkers.

Sitting in a dark corner, in your underwear, playing with yourself as you listen to this show."

[spatlese]

11. Oxy-Moron

Nickname for Limp-balls!

:rofl:

[whiterabbit76]

12. And don't forget...

Deaf by Temptation!

[liberalmuse]

13. "The flying monkey right"...

I love Malloy. He gets so worked up sometimes that he says the funniest and most twisted things, which gives me a well-needed belly laugh. Sadly, I've nixed any plans of subscribing to satellite, now.

[GrpCaptMandrake]

14. A Newer One:

"Raisin-brain."

It just doesn't get much better.

You can just hear the AAR Suit: "Tell Michael I always liked him. It was only buisness."

[PlanetBev]

15. Describing the Right-Wingers

"Creepy, spidery things crawling out from under rocks."

[lonestarnot]

16. "THE RAT BASTARDS!"

[LaPera]

17. Knuckle dragging (republicans)!

[bbgrunt]

18. "dumber than a sack full of doorknobs"

[spatlese]

19. Let me get my ice-pick... n/t

[roamer65]

20. "Carpet chewing insane"

[greguganus]

21. K & R! n/t

[DearAbby]

22. I loved the Simple Scotty "Quack Quack" Song

::watery smile::

What am I gonna do without Mikie?

[B Calm]

23. Too Stupid to be President Bush

[longship]

24. Dick "Are the lambs still crying, Clarisse" Cheney.

One night he repeated that every time he said Crashcart's name.

[B Calm]

25. The Fly Monkey Right

[Beelzebud]

27. Have I mentioned tonight how much i HATE these people?