What I did on my summer vacation..BY GEORGE W BUSH

[SoCalDem]

What I DID ON MY SUMMER VACATION...BY GEORGE W BUSH
The fans were so eager to meet me


Everybody wanted to wish me a happy birthday.. Funny how I was the only sweaty one there


I had a bunch of cakes..here's another one


Took some driving lessons.. They told me this was the new Environmentally friendly Hummer...Hum , for short


Took another trip to Yurp.. Karl said this was a "good" time to go, since some bad stuff might be happenin' soon, and this way I wouldn't get blamed for it..heh-heh-heh and I got to hang with my bro...Pootie


I snuck up on this chick and scared the bejeebus outta her.(she liked it..I know she did)


I went to a place where they make batteries.. picked this one up for Uncle Dick.. (he's got one of them things in his heart y'know.. a peacemaker or sumthin' like that)


Went an a bunch of side trips, and everywhere I went , people gave me stuff..Here I am in a plastic hat they gave me



Crashed at my folks' place for a bit..ran into this dude.. He sure dresses weird


Saw these cool clouds and immediately headed for IHOP


My friend denny and me pretended to be doctors and played tricks on some patients


I snuck outta the boring meetings to ride my bike..Everybody likes to watch me.. Maybe they think I’ll crash or sumthin’


Uh oh!


and then my vacation got cut short cuz some guys started some shit with that place that makes baloney, and people made fun of me for always being on vacation, so I came home..Now I mostly go places and give speeches..

[Crankie Avalon]

1. Nice pictures and captions...

...btw, I challenge anyone to get a load of his midsection in that picture of him on the bike and still try to say he's some sort of above average physical specimen. The guy's an average, narrow-shouldered, pear-shaped, older American male.

[SoCalDem]

2. just added a few more.. you're right.. he's no jock

:)

[AzDar]

3. Thoroughly enjoyable, SoCalDem! I hate to resort to ad hominem

attacks (no, I don't..lol)..but Dayum, Chimpolini has the UGLIEST legs: Casper-white, and surprisingly flabby. Sorta like what one would expect if Babs lifted her skirt..
:puke:

[SoCalDem]

6. He's not an athlete, although he pretends to be

and he does have pasty white chicken-legs:)

[Kindigger]

4. Funny and disgusting

IHOP :)

[tanyev]

5. "I read a book by Ca..Ca-moose.....heh, heh, I just said caca, heh, heh"

[SoCalDem]

7. kick for daytimers

:)