What words has * invented or mispronounced?

[El Supremo]

The new one is ECELECTIC.

I remember these:
SUICIDER
MISUNDERESTIMATE
NUCULAR
NORMALCY - no wait, that was Harding

What else?

[MissWaverly]

1. you forgot the "Decider"

as in I am not going to let the American people that I represent tell me what to do.

I am the Decider, one who decides.

[Lisa]

2. women of cover? (referring to veiled Muslim women)

http://www.dubyaspeak.com/repeatoffender.phtml?offense=cover

[City Lights]

3. Uniter. eom

[NYCGirl]

4. My fave is the OBGYNs "practicing their love" on their woman patients. NT

[thereismore]

5. REJECTIONISTS nt

[librechik]

6. what the hell is "peeance freeance?"

my fave was when he said the media was putting out "mexed missages." I swear to god.

[Catherine Vincent]

7. Don't forget the infamous "subliminable"

[AndyA]

8. The worst in my book:

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

What an idiot!

[TahitiNut]

16. He's psychologically incapable of saying "shame on me."

This is hard-wired in him - part of the extreme pathological narcissism he suffers. It's untreatable. When he mangled that maxim, it was abundantly clear that his mental processes short-circuited. The pathology is obvious.

[bucknaked]

9. Mexed-Missages

lol! ...while trying to say mixed-messages.

Can't remember if he got the whole thing out or not (before correcting himself), but it still cracks me up!

[QuestionAll...]

10. imo, the grandaddy of them all... Freeance Peeance. nt

[El Supremo]

11. I missed that one. What was he trying to say? n/t

[jeff30997]

13. He was trying to say :

Am I free to pee in my pants?

[QuestionAll...]

19. free the ants!

[QuestionAll...]

14. have no idea. google it

and you may find the vid if it wasn't scrubbed ... Bremer did a 'wtf' motion that is kinda priceless when bush farted that one out of his assterisk yap.

[El Supremo]

18. Thanks. Here it is.

It's in the interest of -- uhh -- uhh, long-term peace in the world that we -- uhh -- work for a free and secure and peaceful Iraq. A peeance, freeance secure Iraq in the midst of the Middle East will have enormous historical impact.
-- White House, Oct. 27, 2003

The audio:
http://www.dubyaspeak.com/audio/player.phtml?clip_name=peeance

Gawd, is he dyslectic. Or is that dysalectic? Or dyselectric?

[VOX]

12. "Tribal sovereignty means that. It's sovereign."

http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=04/08/10/149259
Tuesday, August 10th, 2004
Bush on Native American Issues: "Tribal Sovereignty Means That. It's Sovereign"

When President Bush was questioned about tribal sovereignty in the 21st century at a gathering of minority journalists he responded: "Tribal sovereignty means that. It's sovereign. You're a ... you're a ... you've been given sovereignty and you're viewed as a sovereign entity." Jesse Jackson makes light of Bush's remarks at the conference and we speak with Mark Trahant, the reporter who asked Bush the question.
<snip>

[Initech]

15. Mine is when he referred to the internet as "the internets"

[opihimoimoi]

17. Ever see this dude on a computer? I never have...this Bush is outta touch

[treestar]

20. One of my favorites

"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.''

[treestar]

21. Another

"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well."—Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001

[treestar]

22. His admin never stops thinking about new ways to harm our country

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we," Bush said.
"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

[treestar]

23. His graciousness

"Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious—I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well."—Miami, Fla., June 4, 2001

[treestar]

24. Unilateral agreement to disarm

"I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will."—Speaking about Saddam Hussein, Manchester, N.H., Oct. 5, 2002 (Thanks to George Dupper.)

[mcscajun]

25. Here's two more...and a couple of Bushisms from the wild past

resignate (he meant resonate)
subsidation (subsidization)

Oh, and he doesn't limit himself to inventing new words in English; he's mangled Spanish as well:
"...Cinco de Mayo is not the independence day. That's dieciséis de Septiembre?" (décimosexto de septiembre)

"However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society..."(he meant balkanize - not even Close, chimpboy!)

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

26. He Totally Mispronounced The Word 'Destroy'. He Said It As 'Uphold'.

I mean, totallllllllll difference there. Of course, the MSM let him slide on the mispronunciation as usual. :eyes: