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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 03:17 PM
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HAPPY 70th BIRTHDAY John McCain!
Edited on Tue Aug-29-06 03:22 PM by Bluebear
A birthday I will never forget . . .


NPWLIX

URGENT - WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE NEW ORLEANS LA
1011 AM CDT SUN AUG 28 2005

…DEVASTATING DAMAGE EXPECTED…

.HURRICANE KATRINA…A MOST POWERFUL HURRICANE WITH UNPRECEDENTED STRENGTH…RIVALING THE INTENSITY OF HURRICANE CAMILLE OF 1969.

MOST OF THE AREA WILL BE UNINHABITABLE FOR WEEKS…PERHAPS LONGER. AT LEAST ONE HALF OF WELL CONSTRUCTED HOMES WILL HAVE ROOF AND WALL FAILURE. ALL GABLED ROOFS WILL FAIL…LEAVING THOSE HOMES SEVERELY DAMAGED OR DESTROYED.

THE MAJORITY OF INDUSTRIAL BUILDINGS WILL BECOME NON FUNCTIONAL. PARTIAL TO COMPLETE WALL AND ROOF FAILURE IS EXPECTED. ALL WOOD FRAMED LOW RISING APARTMENT BUILDINGS WILL BE DESTROYED. CONCRETE BLOCK LOW RISE APARTMENTS WILL SUSTAIN MAJOR DAMAGE…INCLUDING SOME WALL AND ROOF FAILURE.

HIGH RISE OFFICE AND APARTMENT BUILDINGS WILL SWAY DANGEROUSLY…A FEW TO THE POINT OF TOTAL COLLAPSE. ALL WINDOWS WILL BLOW OUT.

AIRBORNE DEBRIS WILL BE WIDESPREAD…AND MAY INCLUDE HEAVY ITEMS SUCH AS HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES AND EVEN LIGHT VEHICLES. SPORT UTILITY VEHICLES AND LIGHT TRUCKS WILL BE MOVED. THE BLOWN DEBRIS WILL CREATE ADDITIONAL DESTRUCTION. PERSONS…PETS…AND LIVESTOCK EXPOSED TO THE WINDS WILL FACE CERTAIN DEATH IF STRUCK.

POWER OUTAGES WILL LAST FOR WEEKS…AS MOST POWER POLES WILL BE DOWN AND TRANSFORMERS DESTROYED. WATER SHORTAGES WILL MAKE HUMAN SUFFERING INCREDIBLE BY MODERN STANDARDS.

THE VAST MAJORITY OF NATIVE TREES WILL BE SNAPPED OR UPROOTED. ONLY THE HEARTIEST WILL REMAIN STANDING…BUT BE TOTALLY DEFOLIATED. FEW CROPS WILL REMAIN. LIVESTOCK LEFT EXPOSED TO THE WINDS WILL BE KILLED.

AN INLAND HURRICANE WIND WARNING IS ISSUED WHEN SUSTAINED WINDS NEAR HURRICANE FORCE…OR FREQUENT GUSTS AT OR ABOVE HURRICANE FORCE…ARE CERTAIN WITHIN THE NEXT 12 TO 24 HOURS.

ONCE TROPICAL STORM AND HURRICANE FORCE WINDS ONSET…DO NOT VENTURE
OUTSIDE!

http://katrinacoverage.com/2005/09/07/original-nws-warning.html
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 03:21 PM
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1. did you mean HAPPY or
was Georgie thinking he needed a nap?
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 03:22 PM
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2. I think I will edit, however:
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 03:24 PM
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3. lol
he's such a moron

:hi:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 03:27 PM
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4. maybe he can celebrate over at Bob Jone's University? BJ-U, isn't that
what all the "Mavericks" are doing this year?
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ginnyinWI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 03:30 PM
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5. In '08 he'll be 72
Something to think about before they nominate him. How old was Reagan when elected? Anyway, old Ronnie got decrepit in office.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 03:31 PM
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6. CNN: "In a post 9/11 world, life experience matters."
Within the last half hour on air.
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 03:44 PM
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9. Reagan was 69 when he was nominated. McCain would be the
oldest ever if he became the 'publican candidate.
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Poiuyt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 04:09 PM
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12. CNN's Situation Room was going to do a segment on age and the
presidency today in response to McCain's old age
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 04:25 PM
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13. Wait for them to say "70 is the new 60"
Shouldn't take but 5 minutes.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 05:00 PM
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15. Exactamundo. nt
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rhiannon55 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 03:32 PM
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7. Oops, too late to run for President
So sorry, but at 70, you missed your chance... Maybe next lifetime?

Have a drink and enjoy your birthday :toast:
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enid602 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 03:34 PM
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8. McCain
Moore like BUSHCO STOLE his chance back in '00. And yet McCain still sucks up to these folks.
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rhiannon55 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 04:06 PM
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10. I know. I actually LIKED McCain for about a minute
and then he started sucking up to the evil and moronic Chimp who had seriously fucked him over, and I lost any respect I had. :thumbsdown:
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AngryOldDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 04:07 PM
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11. Same here
Never have I been more disillusioned. I supported him in 2000. Boy, was I a chump.
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 04:29 PM
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14. Reagan had alzheimers in his second term
do they REALLY think we can risk that again?
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