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I am so sending this to everybody I know, but I want to make sure it is accurate - don't want the repukes on my list picking it apart (well at least the one that DOES have critical thinking skills - the others are sheep)
What a resume!
GEORGE W. BUSH > 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue > Washington , DC 20520 > > > EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE > > LAW ENFORCEMENT > > I was arrested in Kennebunkport , Maine , in 1976 for driving under the > influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's > license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and > is not available. > > MILITARY > > I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a > drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas > Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam . > > COLLEGE > > I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader. > > PAST WORK EXPERIENCE > > I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in > Midland , Texas , in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any > oil in Texas . The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. > I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land > using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our friends in the oil > industry, including Enron CEO Ken Lay, I was elected governor of Texas . > > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS > > I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making > Texas the most polluted state in the Union . During my tenure, Houston > replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America . I cut taxes > and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. > I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American > history. With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida , and my > father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing > by over 500,000 votes. > > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT > > I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal > record. I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over > one billion dollars per week. I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively > bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. I shattered the record for the largest annual > deficit in U.S. history. I set an economic record for most private > bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. I set the all-time record for > most foreclosures in a 12-month period. I set the all-time record for the > biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. > > In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and > that trend continues every month. > I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any > administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleezza Rice, > had a Chevron oil tanker named after her. I set the record for most campaign > fund-raising trips by a U.S. President. I am the all-time U.S. and world > record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations. My > largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth > Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, > Enron. > My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure > my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision. I have > protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or > prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky > affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip- > offs in history. > > I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to > intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed. I > presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history. I changed the > U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts. > I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in > U.S. history. I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest > bureaucracy in the history of the United States ' government. > > I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history. > I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove > the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission. I withdrew the U.S. from the > World Court of Law. I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners > of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva > Convention. I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations > election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election). I set the record for > fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of > television. I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any > one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided > over the worst security failure in US. history. I garnered the most sympathy > for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later > made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of > diplomacy in world history. > > I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously > protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for > protests against any person in the history of mankind. > > I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive > attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against > the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world > community. I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a > cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families-in-wartime. > In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking > Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends. I am the first > President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my > presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security. I am > supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD. I have > so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to > justice. > > RECORDS AND REFERENCES > > All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's > library, sealed and unavailable for public view. All records of SEC > investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed > in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All records regarding public > energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. > > I am a member of the Republican Party. > > > PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN THE 2006 MIDTERM ELECTIONS. > > PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW. >
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