What will the MSM come up with next to avoid reporting NEWS?

[JeffR]

Now that that creepy guy extradited back from Thailand turns out to be uninvolved in the Ramsey murder?

[Dinger]

1. * & Laura's "Trial" Separation

Count on it.

[JeffR]

2. Nice one!

:toast:

[Dinger]

9. Thanks Jeff!

:)

[NanceGreggs]

3. OTHER:

John Mark Karr charged with murder of Chandra Levy.

[LSdemocrat]

4. Other: OJ Simpson and his search for the real killer

[Individualist]

5. More phony terra alerts

[malaise]

6. TS Ernesto is good for at

least a week.

[Berry Cool]

7. Back-to-school story? Too late.

Try the War on Halloween. (Which is, incidentally, being waged by the freepers. Satan worship, you know.)

[badgerpup]

8. It's a little late, but there's still time for...

..PRINCESS DIANA- STILL DEAD
and any new who-mighta-dunnit conspiracy theories that might have evolved.
:tinfoilhat:
That one usually comes around about this time of year if things are slow.

[Seabiscuit]

10. Jacko breaks ground on new Malaysian "Neverland". Holds mass

"sleepover" with 10,000 kids on naked grounds.

[Beelzebud]

11. Fake Terror Threats leading up to the 9/11 orgy.

[tinfoil tiaras]

12. Cute, Missing, Southern White Girl somewhere

or The War On Thanksgiving (thoz darn liburulz wanna make it look like AMURKINZ H8 tha indiunz!!!11)

[CatholicEdHead]

13. Next month and half or so:

9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11........

Then maybe "Christian" percutation around Halloween, War on Thanksgiving, War on Christmas, yada yada yada...

[Kickoutthejams23]

14. I vote for crazy Iran guy builds nuke threatens US.

[WA98296]

15. Any chance you're a television producer? Ideas perhaps???

[JeffR]

16. LOL

Even after pretty much weaning myself off TV news these past few years, I still have a subliminal (subliminable?) grasp on what they're up to...