Karr Released. Now he can sell the book and movie rights.

[Philosoraptor]

They've released the man who tried to confess to the Jonbenet murder case, he's out there now, on the streets, a free man again. What a strange story and what a strange country.

Who will play him in the movie?

[helderheid]

1. Pick him back up until he pays us back for the 1st class flight.

[thepurpose]

2. Make the stupid ass prosecutors pay for it. They could have handled this

different, but incompetence seems to be the hall mark of the prosecutors in this case.

[Philosoraptor]

5. Everyone connected with this is from another dimension

A dimension where things don't have to make sense, the weird lawyer ladies, the weird client who just can't get anyone to believe he murdered a little girl ten years ago, Larry King, Rita Cosby, Nancy Grace and all the others including a man swearing he saw the perp in Boulder the night of the murder, what the hell dimension are these weirdos from?

[Kutjara]

3. Can't he at least be charged with wasting police time...

...impeding an investigation or attempting to pervert the course of justice?

Surely that would be enough to get him locked away for a few years, where he could possibly get the psychiatric treatment he so desperately needs.

[Philosoraptor]

6. I do believe charges could be brought along those lines

If they have the common sense god gave a goose and grab the moron before he escapes back to timbuktu.

[WI_DEM]

4. He's released? obviously the man needs psychiatric help

[Philosoraptor]

7. He needs an agent.

Yes, he's a free man, somewhere in Boulder tonight, prolly look for a teaching job in the morning between talking to agents and reporters.

[janx]

9. It's approaching cocktail hour on Pearl Street Mall.

Someone will spot him outside a cafe, eating fondue and drinking a beer.

[Philosoraptor]

12. Rita Cosby is in route as we speak to catch his every utterance

breathlessly, in her sexually aroused baboon voice.

[rodeodance]

13. can you see me raise my eyebrows? and roll my eyes?

[janx]

14. When she was on Fox News she had really big lips.

Now they look normal, but back then they were so big that she sounded even weirder. Anyway, I'd love to see MSNBC follow Karr around Boulder. It's such a hip town--so hip...Everybody trying to conquer mountains with IPODS and little running shorts...people strumming guitars on Pearl Street, contortionists squeezing themselves into boxes.

Oh yeah. I'd pay money to see it!

[Sugar Smack]

16. Why her, I wondered as I watched MSNBC.

Her voice is the equivallent of "The Brown Note". Blech!

[AlCzervik]

17. soon he'll be hired as an "Expert" on one of the cable channels

it's only a matter of time, also only a matter of time is "Tonight exclusive on Greta Vonsustern, John Karr talk with me exclusively!" "This morning on GMA John Karr speaks opening about his ordeal" "Tonight on Larry King live, John Karr for the whole hour, thats right the entire hour" Over at 20/20 John Stossel would do a special "Confessing to a crime you didn't commit, good idea or bad idea?"

"Now back to John Karr, our senior confessingtoacrimeyoudidntcommitologist"

[janx]

22. Hey, why not?

It would be at least as good as what's currently presented as news now. :rofl:

[Philosoraptor]

23. o.k. maybe I didn't kill her but, I did kill Natalie Hollaway

[high density]

8. Great, I hope MSNBC turns into a channel where they follow him around

for 24/7 during the next five years. Why report on real news when you have nuts around like Karr?

[Philosoraptor]

10. Bill Moyers will narrate several documentaries

A cheap t.v. knock off movie will be made, then in a couple years a big screen production with Andy Dick playing Karr the bizarre.

[janx]

11. He'll feel quite at home in Boulder,

though he probably won't find A HOME there since the place is so damned expensive.

[CrispyQ]

21. Care to explain what you mean by, "He'll feel quite at home in Boulder"?

Comments like that are usually directed at our community by right wingers who live outside our progressive little pocket. ;)

[malaise]

15. He should play himself

or we need a young Anthony Hopkins :D

[janx]

18. He should definitely play himself.

There are all kinds of weird places he could wander to. The CU campus alone would be an excellent location.

HEY! Maybe he could meet up with WARD CHURCHILL!

[Philosoraptor]

19. If he ran for president he'd probably beat bush.

[David Zephyr]

20. Exactly. Carr wasn't so "crazy" after all, was he? Crazy like a fox.

He is going to be a multi-millionaire.

Live on Larry King. Live with Oprah.

Crazy like a fox.

[gaspee]

24. What about Thailand?

Isn't he facing some serious charges there?

Crzy like a fox. Looking at that man gives me the creeps.

[spanone]

25. I just heard on CNN that he hasn't actually been released yet...

story is coming up.

[janx]

27. NO! Please tell me that isn't true!

How can we follow him around Boulder with Rita if they won't release him? :shrug:

[spanone]

26. He will be extradited to California. There are charges pending there.

per CNN

[Writer]

28. That CU prof better keep an eye out...

Karr probably thinks they're bosom buddies or something. :puke: