Terrorist shampoos her hair in Airliner rest room.

[longship]

A transcontinental airliner was diverted today to Outer Slobovia, IL today when the bathroom "shampoo detector" alerted them to terrorist activity in the front lavatory of the 767. Fortunately, an air marshall was on board to interdict the situation and Ms. Gladys Wilson, 63, was interrupted in the midst of "lather, rinse, repeat". The unnamed marshall, when interviewed said, "Luckily we were able to break into the lavatory before the terrorist Wilson was able to get to the repeat part."

Passenger Mr. Alan Mool, who was travelling to Las Vegas with his mistress, a Ms. Poopsie Darling, reported, "When we saw this dangerous woman with all those bubbles on her head, we collectively fell to our knees to pray for our safety. It was touch and go, with the air marshall and cabin attendents holding the terrorist at bay. But the head cabin attendent pinned her hands behind her back with a plastic cable tie so that the dangerous lathering was stopped. We're all glad that this dangerous woman will now be out of circulation."

In a related matter, there are unconfirmed reports that another flight was diverted yesterday because of a terrorist actually shaving and splashing "Old Spice" on his face in a lavatory. Rumors are that the Department of Hometown Security will forthwith close down all lavatories on all US flights.

On edit: BTW, satire.

[Ezlivin]

1. Terrorist was also packing a blow dryer

[EFerrari]

2. You should write for The Onion if you don't already.

:rofl:

[LSK]

3. terra terra 1984 terra terra terra 1984 terra

:scared:

[dogday]

4. And in an unrelated story

Man's blood testing kit mistaken for bomb... More at ll:00

[a la izquierda]

5. Bwaaahahaha!

Oh I love it!! :evilgrin:

[riona]

6. Anyone who gets to "repeat"

should be congratulated instead of arrested. Between the small sink and lack of water pressure, she's a hygiene heroine.

[longship]

7. That's why I had her doing it in the lavatory.

But, you know those terrorists. They'll do anything to destroy our freedoms.
:evilgrin:

[longship]

8. Evening Kick

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