The Babbling Idiot Is On C-Span. Notice Something New?

[ThomWV]

I've noticed something about the resident idiot's speaking lately. The whole thing is just one constant string of introductions. He says nothing, trys to say nothing, all he does is stand up there and name people in the audience. In between he mutters the same three or four buzz lines for the day, but then right back to introductions.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

1. will he apologize for all the promises he made last time in NOLA

that he has not fulfilled?

:mad:

[Sparkly]

2. What's not new: That same damned shirt!!

Does he have a closet full of those blue-checked shirts, or does he only own ONE shirt to wear without a jacket??

[rzemanfl]

43. Is it buttoned correctly this time? n/t

[Arkansas Granny]

46. I think that is his "work shirt" which explains why he has only one.

[DrDan]

3. did he just say ". . . e-mazing challenge. . . ."?

<idiot>

[rodeodance]

6. he is congratulating people for RESPONDING (not fed gov).

[tridim]

4. Expect lots of pit stains in the AP photos

He's sweating like the pig he is.

[ThomWV]

5. Listen To the Clapping Too - Bet There Aren't 50 People There

I haven't noitced the camera show the 'crowd' but it sure doesn't sound like much more than a boy scout troop.

[DrDan]

7. that's what's left of his supporters

[rodeodance]

8. 'develope a vision'---i think they just want there HOMES JR!

[rodeodance]

9. strategies, strategy ect ect ect

[rodeodance]

12. he rolled up the sleves of his shirt. must be hard work.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

10. I want a Pres that doesn't speak hillbilly!

damnit! I want full sentences, no fake good ol boy affectations!

I want a Pres that can say a $10 word without soun-d-ing-it-out!!

:cry:

[janx]

16. That day will come.

I know it seems impossible, since we've been hearing this eight-year-old, sounding-it-out speech for years now...But someday, we'll have a president who can actually talk.

[Clark2008]

28. And it's FAKE Hillbilly, at that!

Clinton spoke REAL Hillbilly and he was easily understood!

[Arkansas Granny]

45. That's not hillbilly he's talking, it's fake Texan. Even us hillbillies

can say nuk-lee-ur.

[Sparkly]

11. He shore is playin' up the southern accint!!

(Except when he does the Thurston Howell "rah-ther.")

[rodeodance]

14. he talks like he has rrotten cotten in his mouth

[Sparkly]

13. Why does he keep calling it "this part of the world?"

And how many times can he say the word "FOLKS" in one speech??

[rodeodance]

17. cause he comes from another world -the UNreality world

[rodeodance]

20. geesh, again "if you invest in this part of the world........"

[rodeodance]

23. my god he just said it again in his next sentence! --this part of the worl

d,

[rodeodance]

24. and he just said it AGAIN!

[janx]

22. He tried that down here in New Mexico.

He and his handlers didn't understand that the people here don't talk like that.

[VolcanoJen]

25. Just said it again. I count four times... did I miss a few?

And, am I overly sensitive, or is he basically saying that Missouri residents are harder-working and more entrepreneurial than New Orleans-area residents?

It seems like a backhanded compliment to me.

[janx]

37. He doesn't want to admit that it's part of the United States. n/t

[ThomWV]

15. "Gor-May" See Food Gumbo

Found on the menu's in the finest of restaurants world wide. Made with okra, cooked so slimey you have to cross your legs to eat it.

[janx]

26. EEeeewww!

:rofl:

[MADem]

18. And he loves to say how he 'preeshheeeAtes" and is honored...

It's always the same fetid load of backslapping and insincere praise for people whom he wouldn't recognize again if they barged into his bedroom and held him up at knifepoint...

[janx]

30. And he'll never see them again,

so he doesn't care.

[VolcanoJen]

19. "Optimism is the only option."

Apparently, he's correct about that. Because heeding warnings, improving levies, and giving FEMA the indpendent, cabinet-level agency status it deserves are not options for this administration.

[MADem]

47. Uh, he's ignoring IMPEACHMENT...I like that option, too!! NT

[Richard Steele]

50. That word makes ME feel optomistic!

[rainy]

21. Um... why is he our president again? Really, is this the best we can do?

[rodeodance]

27. says Laura is down there to help reopen schools, but schools ARE

open.

[rodeodance]

31. 'we see the new Mississippi"---What the heck is he talking of?

[chat_noir]

29. WTF?! What was that weird spastic head scratch???

[rodeodance]

32. he should have practiced speaking before he began his speech. Horrible

[VolcanoJen]

34. It really *is* awful, and why is his face (and especially nose) so red?

[janx]

39. He's been drankin' out in the sun in the Quarter... n/t

[rodeodance]

35. He really is boring. but he praised Blanco several times. Guess she

will have to praise him back a few times now.

[janx]

33. He just said "in this part of the world" AGAIN!

Somebody hand that boy a towel. He's sweaty and sunburned.

[erinlough]

36. Why does he say "people in this part of the world"

it's like he doesn't see himself as part of "us". I hate him.

oops! should have seen the thread farther up. Sorry

[rodeodance]

40. he just keeps saying that phase. odd indeed.

[rodeodance]

42. this was in Biluxi Mississippi.

[annabanana]

52. He has no idea where he is... It's a stock phrase to keep him

out of trouble whenever his mind wanders (which it does, a lot.) He can say in in the US, or overseas...Europe, Asia... anywhere..

[Sparkly]

41. It's like somebody told him Mississippi is in Africa or something.... nt

[janx]

44. He'd love it if it were.

You can bet on that! ;-)

[rodeodance]

38. 'serve your felloww man'----hey what about the women?

[Swamp Rat]

51. "To Serve Man..." I think he means something else.

:yoiks:

[screembloodymurder]

48. Yes, he's become the master of ceremonies at the comedy club.

He must have given up the decider job.

[lonestarnot]

49. rattling something like count on your neighbor and open a restaurant?

WTF!