Mötley Majörity?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

Dr. Falwell
(To the tune of Dr. Feelgood – Motley Crüe)

Retail Jerry always talkin about
The evils of Hollywood
Send in 25 dollars, and he claims
He can thwart these evil hoods
Judgement Jerry been leadin’ his flock
He gonna save the U.S.A.
Runs a holy little war to make America pure
Dark Ages are here to stay

He’s got things to sell, Dr. Falwell
Operators standing by all night
He’s got things to sell, Dr. Falwell

Keeps an eye out for demonic deeds
Dragons that must be slayed
Jerry calls Fox and CNN
Gets guaranteed airplay
He gets facetime right away, no lies he won’t bray
No tact to which he’s bound
Telling ignorants to bleat, lies they will repeat
Call them Jerry’s Clowns

He’s got things to sell, Dr. Falwell
Operators standing by all night
He’s got things to sell, Dr. Falwell
He’s got hypocracy down right
It’s not too hard to understand
Prophecies call for blood on foreign lands
But it don’t count unless the dead who fell
Fill the pockets of Dr. Falwell

He’ll tellya he speaks in the name of the Lord
But when his friends profiteer
Says that their greed is a blessing indeed
That Jesus doth afford
Endtime booster tyin his own noose
He forgot to check
Whether Jesus was onboard, Jerry’s ox is gored
And the rope’s around his neck

Gotta mind that’s small Dr. Falwell
Falsest of the prophets you got that right
Little minds they follow Dr. Falwell
It’s much safer if they fall in line

He won’t save your soul, just take command
Feed you deception as best he can
Already decided who’ll go to hell
To spend eternity with Dr. Falwell

[ralps]

1. Cool!! K&R

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[CrushTheDLC]

2. Better lyrics than the original!

Vince Neil should call you next time they hit the studio.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

3. Sunday Punt n/t

[Glenda]

4. You have a talent for this

This is my favorite line:

"He forgot to check
Whether Jesus was onboard,"

:applause: :woohoo: :applause:

In a few months, maybe you can do Christmas carols :)

:pals:

[cal04]

5. that's great.

K&R
:kick: :hi: :hug:

[mikelgb]

6. gotta love a good parody

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. kick for the monday crew n/t