Mystery Solved: Horse at SF Zoo Not Named After Ann Coulter

[oberliner]

NEW YORK A posting at SFgate.com, the San Francisco Chronicle's popular Web site, earlier this week suggested that a horse named Coulter at the city's zoo was named after a certain well-known columnist. After all, the zoo has an eagle, Stephen Jr., that supposedly honors Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert, and the horse, the writer claimed, bore a striking resemblance to Ann Coulter (skinny legs, blonde hair, etc.)

Well, it was a good rumor, anyway.

http://editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003053257&imw=Y

[Erika]

1. Good for the horse.

Coulter is such a down grade.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

2. So Much For The Threat Of The Horse Suing For Slander.

[WildClarySage]

3. However, the horse's ass...

[EST]

4. There is a striking resemblance.

Coulter, the horse, has a demure, shy but knowing beauty, while coulter, the hoarse whore, is shocking. The ugliness shines right through.

[CoffeeCat]

5. Yep, the horse wasn't named after Ann...

....but Ann's parents took one look at that horse and named her after it.

We shall call her "Coulter."