A Republican sent us this. What a shitty idea of "funny".

[JanMichael]

Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer -- are working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."

Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable."

The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."

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Anything that he wants, so he chooses death and destruction.

How sickening. How CONservative. How filthy.

[Der Blaue Engel]

1. Repubs...a laugh riot

They love death. They're a cult of death.

Rowling's Death Eaters come to mind.

[Ian David]

3. What a Biblical sollution. n/t

[CrazyOrangeCat]

7. Yeah, I think Death Eaters could stick . . .

. . . with this bunch of sickos.

[Ilsa]

12. If confronted with this, they'd blame it on Bill Clinton, of course.

His bj caused them to think this way. They never take responsibility for their own attitudes and problems.

[Initech]

2. Republicans really dont have a sense of humor, do they?

On another board, I just saw a joke thread turn into a political debate. :wtf:

[Maru Kitteh]

22. Only the death, humiliation or suffering of others makes them smile

My obnoxious fat pig of a BIL is exactly like that. Racist, homophobic hate-filled tube of lard in blue jeans and a hat that always looks too small. He manufactures slaughtering equipment in the shop behind his house. In his spare time he tortures living animals for a "rodeo" he'll never be in.

[tanyev]

4. And of course the American engineer forgot

to get the American troops out first. Definitely a Republican.

[SammyWinstonJack]

5. So the American engineer was a repug? Not surprising his answer, then.

:shrug: "Kill them all and let God sort them out"

[phantom power]

6. reminds me of this blog post...

(teaser...) This is a very revealing portrait of what's happening in America and it explains some things about why the right is so successful. And it's the opposite of what everybody says it is. It isn't because they've become more moral and religious. It's because they've fostered and exploited extremism, nihilism and cruelty. After all, if it was the libertine culture of "Brokeback Mountain" or "unwed motherhood" or (gasp) abortion that was creating this shift, you'd think we would have benefitted, not them. For all their crowing about traditional values, it's the right that has embraced decadence, sadism, vice and corruption.

http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2006_01_15_digbysblog_archive.html#113777863872068935

[Ikonoklast]

8. You need to tell Mr. Dumbass

That without the oil from Iraq and Iran the worlds' economy would collapse. In one week. Is that what he wants? Maybe that's the real punchline.
"Ha ha, then oil would go to $300 a barrel and we would all starve! HAHAHAHAHAA!!!"

Like most Puke Morans, they never think about the consequences of their actions.

[JanMichael]

14. It was "Mrs. Dumbass".

Sadly even the CONservative women think like this too.

[CanuckAmok]

9. this was the one that made me cut-off my RW relatives:

Hardy fucking har.

[Der Blaue Engel]

10. Wow

That is truly disgusting. I haven't had the stomach to even speak to my RW family since 9/11, because I don't think I could stand to hear what I know they must be saying.

[Olney Blue]

13. Wow.

:scared:

[melody]

11. I am not surprised they thought it was funny

Most GOPhers I know these days are deeply unfunny people.

[quiet.american]

15. In light of the events of Katrina, it's even more disgusting. n/t

[RC]

16. The original joke had Texas, not the countries list here.

accruing during a congressanel vacation this would be a good thing.

[Dr Fate]

17. Except the dumbass used up his wish: Please tell me more about this wall

The genie did tell him. That was his wish. He used it up!

Freepers are dumb even in their jokes.

[Nitrogenica]

18. The American engineer says, "Drop a nuclear bomb on it."

[sweetheart]

19. 3 guys - a canadian queen street queen, osama and

an american engineer find the lantern.

The canadian gets to take as many immigrants as they want without
sacrificing anglo/french rule. Osama wants as many immigratns as he
can take without sacrificing sharia rule. But the american thinks... hmmm.
I'll take as many immigrants as we can take without sacrificing
that scratching feeling from that dick up my ass from texas.

How sickening, how conservative, indeed.

[Straight Shooter]

20. Canadian wants to grow food; OBL wants isolation; American wants deaths.

Yep. Sounds about right.

[C_U_L8R]

21. And they wonder why Hollywood is Liberal ????

The conservative boneheads just aren't talented...
they're not funny, they can't act, write, direct...

come to think of it .. just what the hell good are these reich wing stiffies ????
They really can't do anything except call other people names while they ruff em
up and pick their pockets. Talentless Bullies like these could all use a nice punch
in the nose and a good swift kick between the legs. What hacks.

[Ready4Change]

23. Very old joke.

It's seen a lot of rewrites to include the villains and heroes of the moment.

[MisterP]

24. I'll notify the numerous Assyrian Christians in Iraq...

[Rocknrule]

25. Again, this is why my Columbine killer comparison fits

Repubs get off on death and want to kill anyone who isn't exactly like them