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T_i_B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 01:01 PM
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Finally! I have something in common with George W Bush!
Like the leader of the free world, I find farting utterly hilarious! I still have a low opinion of him as a president though. A few farts won't change that.

http://news.bostonherald.com/columnists/view.bg?articleid=154220&format=text

U.S. New & World Reports’ Paul Bedard says our commander in chief “loves flatulence jokes . . . can’t get enough of fart jokes. He’s also known to cut a few for laughs, especially when greeting new young aides.”

In an interview yesterday, Bedard, who writes “Washington Whispers” for the weekly newsmagazine, also said he’s heard about Bush’s full-salute “Austin Greeting.” That’s when new aides come in for their “meet and greet.”

“Word is,” says Bedard, “he likes to gas a couple, and then bring the aide in and see what the kid’s face looks like.” Naturally, the aide can’t accuse the President or grimace or hold his nose. This dilemma apparently drives the presidential funny bone wild.

So does this mean our president farts on command? “It’s all in what you eat, I guess . . . beans, nachos,” Bedard told me yesterday.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 01:04 PM
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1. For some reason (georgie is an idiot)...
...this doesn't surprise me.
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 01:04 PM
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2. Someone should gift this to him
Edited on Fri Aug-25-06 01:06 PM by Juniperx
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Edited to say... they have a whole "fart" section of goodies!

http://www.prankplace.com/fartmart.htm

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TAPat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 01:14 PM
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5. How 'bout this one... Joe Blow the
Farting Monkey



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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 01:29 PM
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7. How fitting is that?!?!?
Perfect!
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-26-06 04:34 AM
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9. or this (the "Pull My Finger President" doll with sound effects)




http://www.prankplace.com/fbush.htm



Personally, I am not impressed with *'s alleged prowess. If he could pump out the national anthem on command, that might be something. But a couple of lame stealth "bombs"? Typical underachiever!
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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 01:11 PM
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3. Gives new meaning to this picture
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 01:13 PM
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4. Oh wow, good find
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mmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 01:18 PM
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6. How dare you
type his whole name correctly with capitalization here?
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T_i_B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-26-06 03:11 AM
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8. A most unusual occurance
Usually I get taken to task for my spelling being cack!
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