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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 12:29 PM
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Ahhh...fun with Republican phone numbers!
I swear on my life--these are the ACTUAL phone numbers of select U.S. Republican Senators.

The numbers correspond to letters on the phone dial--and the letters actually spell out these words.

is it coincidence that these words reflect their noxious personalities? You be the judge.

(To gear up for the 08 elections, I took some creative liberties and added some campaign slogans.)


1.)Trent Lott--Republican: Mississippi
I'M A SMALL LITTLE MAN, WHO WILL CONTINUE TO TAKE THE COUNTRY ON A LONG, STRANGE TRIP INTO HELL! CALL NOW FOR MORE INFORMATION:
202-acid elf
202 224-6253

2.)Conrad Burns--Republican: Montana
HOLA! I'M NOT RACIST! I EAT THE OCCASIONAL BURRITO! CALL ME AHORA FOR MORE INFORMACION!
202-bag-amigo
202 224-2644

3.) John Sununu--Republican: New Hampshire
I STOOD WITH THE PRESIDENT AS HE ILLEGALLY TAPED YOUR PHONES, READ YOUR EMAIL AND PEEKED INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS! OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY AT:
202-22-I BUG 1
202 224-2841

4.) Rick Santorum--Republican: PA
VOTE FOR ME! WHO CARES ABOUT IRAQ AND CORRUPTION! I'LL SAVE YOU FROM THE ICKY-BAD GAYS! CALL ME! WE'LL CHAT AT:
20 abc-go-fag
202) 224-6324

5.) Arlen Specter--Republican: PA
ONE MINUTE, I'M CHALLENGING GEORGE BUSH; THE NEXT I'M HELPING HIM EXECUTE HIS CRIMES. I'M A BIG, UNDEPENDABLE BLOB! CALL FOR MORE BAFFLING CONTRADICTIONS AT:
202 a-big-blip
202) 224-4254

6.) Olympia Snowe--Republican: ME
FORGET ABOUT MY RADICAL, BUSH-LIKE POLITICS, CHECK OUT THIS NEW MINI-SKIRT!
202-22-I-leggy
202) 224-5344

7.) John McCain--Republican: AZ
ONE MINUTE BUSH INSULTS MY FAMILY AND MILITARY SERVICE. THE NEXT MINUTE, I'M GIVING HIM A BIG OL BEAR HUG! I HATE MYSELF!! SO BAD!!! CALL ME. I NEED PHONE HUGS!!
202-22-I-bad-5
202) 224-2235

8.) Lisa Murkowski--Republican: AK
LIKE THE MUSTY SMELL THAT WON'T LEAVE A BASEMENT, MY EXTREMIST POLITICS ARE HERE TO STAY! CALL FOR MORE DETAILS!
a-0-cabin-mold
(202) 224-6665

9.) Charles Grassley--Republican: Iowa
MY SENATE ACCOMPLISHMENTS INCLUDE THE FARM BILL AND THE BANKRUPTCY BILL THAT ASSAULTED THE MIDDLE CLASS! I'M LIKE A BIG, OUT-OF-CONTROL, FREAKY BARN ANIMAL ROLLING IN THE MUD OF CORRUPTION!! CALL NOW:
202-acid-pig
(202) 224-3744

10.) Richard Shelby--Republican: Alabama
SHOVELING BUSH'S POLITICAL POOP AND SPINNING IT INTO GOLD! THAT'S WHAT I DO. IT'S WHAT I'M GOOD AT. CALL ME:
202-bail-shit
202) 224-5744


:)



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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 12:32 PM
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1. And remember:
Skype is free calls in the US and Canada until(at least) January 1.

http://www.skype.com
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 12:33 PM
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2. I can't decide whether to call the Acid Pig or the Acid Elf
I guess I'll just stick with the Acid Queen.
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 12:49 PM
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8. i don't know which one sounds cooler or gives the better mental image
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 12:33 PM
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3. Somebody has way too much time
on their hands! :rofl: :rofl:
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 12:36 PM
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4. I do have way too much time on my hands!!
For the first time in six years, I am alone in the house.

My kids are now both in school--one in kindergarten and one in first grade. They just went back to school this week--and I'm officially on vacation.

Scary, I know!
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acmejack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 12:36 PM
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5. You really need to find a hobby!
This is so great! I'll add you to the "When you come to Austin I'll buy you a beer list!" I'll look for you!
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 12:38 PM
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6. LOL! I had some help...
I used this Web site to figure out what letters correspond with the numbers...

http://www.phonespell.org/phoneSpell.html

Type in any phone number, and it generates a combination of possible words/phrases.

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electropop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 12:47 PM
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7. Thanks for the tip!
And great work!

Maybe I'll try a couple.
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 12:59 PM
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9. "There are no words in 503-***-****
Edited on Fri Aug-25-06 01:01 PM by Viva_La_Revolution
Believe it or not, we did not find any interesting mnemonics for 503-***-****. Everything is working fine, this is not a bug."

What a bummer, it could have been a great pick up line.

"My number is 503-HOT-BABE."

:rofl:

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