Scottish fundies are So Macho!

[kiki]

http://by_elections.blogspot.com/2006/02/more-on-scottish-christian-party.html

A FUNDAMENTALIST Christian group is to field candidates against every MSP in Scotland with the help of £500,000 from a mystery benefactor.

The Scottish Christian party, formally known as Operation Christian Vote (OCV), believes it can win up to six seats in Holyrood at the 2007 election.

The party — founded by the Rev George Hargreaves, a Pentecostal minister, will scrutinise MSPs’ voting records on issues such as abortion, euthanasia, homosexual rights and the controversial family bill, which will lead to quicker divorces.

(Hmmm, 'scrutinise' - wonder what conclusions he'll come to. - Snip - )

“We have received a substantial pledge from a member of the business community to enable us to fight every seat in Scotland,” said Hargreaves, who wrote the gay anthem So Macho for Sinitta, the 1980s pop singer. “It is somebody who does not normally contribute to political parties but was moved by his Christian faith to back us. We would still prefer to have a raft of donors, rather than rely on one. But at least we know the money is there."

[Swamp Rat]

1. Those fuckers are in EVERY country.

[kiki]

2. Indeed, and penning gay anthems to boot...

They're also demented hypocrites in every country.

[Swamp Rat]

4. ... and stupid people.

[kiki]

3. In honour of "Reverend" Hargreaves:

SO MACHO

I don't want no seven stone weakling nor a boy who thinks he's a girl
I'm after a hunk of a guy, and experienced man of the world
There ain't no way that I'll make do, with anything less than I'm used to
If I have a man tonight he's gotta be right right right

So macho he's gotta be so macho
He's gotta big big and strong, enough to turn me on
He's gotta have big blue eyes, be able to satisfy
He's gotta big big and strong, enough to turn me on

I'm tired of taking the lead I want a man who will dominate me
Someone who will love and protect me and take care of my every need
Now I don't mean to be personal but a guy like that's more preferable
In my humble point of view than any of you

So macho he's gotta be so macho
He's gotta big big and strong, enough to turn me on
He's gotta have big blue eyes, be able to satisfy
He's gotta big big and strong, enough to turn me on and on and on and on oooh

I am in need of a man oooh
I am in need of a man a man a man a man a man

He's gotta be so macho so Macho
Big and strong, enough to turn me on oh oh oh oh oh oh
So macho He's gotta be so macho
Big and strong, enough to turn me on
He's gotta have big blue eyes
Be able to satisfy
Big and strong, enough to turn me on

[EST]

5. Jesus H Brown!

I think I'm gonna be sick!

[xchrom]

6. church of the poison mind.

[dipsydoodle]

7. More details here

http://news.scotsman.com/topics.cfm?tid=591&id=643822004

At least Screaming Lord Sutch put his hands up to just doing it for laughs : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screaming_Lord_Sutch

He lived just across the road to me - I'd never noticed the "3rd Earl of Harrow" bit before :rofl: