as told to troubleinwinter, George's best DU pal at DU.;-)
(slightly edited for "clarity")
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AYm back frum lunch...ribs an nine chokalitchip cookeys.
So big mamoo wuz heer for lunch an somthin reel crazee happent....she wuz sayeng how ann kolter wus the...lessee if eye ahmember...she sayed she wuz .."the mos yusefull sow she ever coralled, a skrawney skank...but full a eenuf pigshit ta blast away tha hole fucking state a eyeowa with won steenkin dump." ...sumthin liyk thayt...than she started ta giggel..an than kakle...an than she started ta turn blue an PoPPi had ta heinlick her. an than a big wet oystar floo out a her mouth an landed rite on the eyebal of a picher of some ol guy hangin on tha wall.
than she turned ta barney...ya kno bArney...he iz a tarreyer,an than she turnd to baRney an sayed.../"what'er yu lookkin' at you liddel shit-stump??"... an LAura sayed back to her..."mother bush...the dog haz a naym."
"yeah...shit-stump".iz the theeng Big Mamoo sayed back at lauRa.
an LAura sayed bak tu her..."dont start that again!!!1!" an than Mamoo shuved that big ol playt of deelishyus cookeys on tu the flor an stomped them inta a hunnert-brazillion liddel crums..
( i wuz gonna hav 10 cookeys butt cuwdn't no more sins she ruint them}.
see...wut tha theeng iz iz thayet Mamoo wan'et tu naym the dog BLONDIE whan we furst got him. an so she iz alwayz mad abowt it that we nevur naymed him what she wan'et us to!! an so she iz alwayz mad abowt it an cawling bArney differnt nayms like "anal gland" an... "bone muncher"....an "DampLeg"..an other stuf. she cawls him a hunnert theengs then wut is his reel naym.
at The time when she want'ud to naym him BLONDIE i sayed..."but he aynt even yelow!!" if he waz a yelow dog i wud cawl him "OL YELER" an thayt wud be a gud naym for him if he wuz yelow.
but he s not yelow!!!
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