Time to stand behind our president – hook, line and sinker
{Traditionally Speaking}
By Paul Brynner - The Northern Light
August 23, 2006
“People of America,” said President George W. Bush at a press conference today, “our nation faces a threat of terror like we’ve never seen before. It’s time to prepare for a long struggle against a madman determined to destroy our precious freedoms. This battle won’t be easy, but it must be done, for a new enemy looms on the horizon, and if we do not fight him now, then . . .” Here the president stopped, searching for the right words. “Then we are gonna have to fight him later on.”
Mr. Bush was referring to the terrorist mastermind who, in the president’s own words, “may supersede the organizatorial fiendishness of bin Laden and Zarqawi combined.” The man in question leads a shady network of terrorists whose exact numbers are not yet known. Only one fact seems certain about this sinister new menace: the chilling code-name he goes by. “Skeletor.”
“As you can see, Skeletor commands an arsenal of deadly tricks,” said Mr. Bush from the sandbox Vice President Cheney recently constructed for him in the Oval Office. Mr. Bush then held aloft an eight-inch plastic model of Skeletor that CIA operatives have confiscated from a Nebraska thrift store rumored to have connections to al-Qaida.
To astonished gasps from assembled reporters, Mr. Bush then demonstrated Skeletor’s ability to carry out a devastating “power punch” whenever his spring-loaded upper torso is pivoted back more than a few degrees. Pressed for more information by reporter Helen Thomas, Bush then declassified the model of another confiscated figurine: Leechor, the “Evil Master of Power Suction,” who possesses deadly suction cups on each limb and on his mouth which are, according to Bush, “really, really sticky.”
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