Katherine Harris: "We are as white as snow."

[BurtWorm]

Tens of thousands of disenfranchised Floridian voters would probably have no doubt about that.

http://www.floridabaptistwitness.com/6298.article



Some day all of us have to give an account before God for what we have done. Are you certain in your own heart that when you come to that point of accounting that you’ll spend eternity with God in Heaven?

<Harris:> No question.

One day when you stand before God, if He says to you, “Why should I let you into my Heaven?” What you would say in response?

That’s an interesting question. Because I loved Your Son and because I know He died for my sins. I know He was resurrected at Your right hand and I served Him. You know we’re covered with, our sins are covered with His blood and so we are blameless before Him. We are as white as snow.

[ComerPerro]

1. Me, I'd slip him a fifty. I'd get in

[Kikosexy2]

2. Kathy....

oh Kathy....drugs bad....really...don't do them...it just ruins your make up.

[stop the bleeding]

3. with hearts black as coal n/t

[mr_hat]

8. No, no. Two EYES made out of coal.

[rock]

4. And if God turns out to be black

(She could be.)

[Aristus]

5. If you're covered in blood, then you're not white, are you?

You're red. Or if it's dried blood, dark reddish-brown.

But not white.

[Tace]

6. A Good Example Of "Depraved"

I'll bet she actually believes that stuff and thinks that way.

[mike_c]

7. I can't even read that superstitious babble anymore without...

...wanting to scream.

[saltpoint]

9. Ya talk about yer historic campaign train wrecks.

This one's on track to take the cosmic cake.

[marmar]

10. "I am crazy as hell."

... could be her response to any question.

BTW, she has her own definition in the online Urban Dictionary:
1. Katherine Harris crazy
154 up, 7 down
(n.) As insanely optimistic as Congresswoman Katherine Harris. Usually characterized by an overly optimistic estimation of someone's chances of achieving success.

Did you hear Jim just bought 500 dollars in lottery tickets? That boy is Katherine Harris crazy if he thinks he's going to hit the jackpot.

[DoYouEverWonder]

11. Wow

You just can't make this stuff up.

Please, some get this woman some help? Before she does something really stupid.

[turbo_satan]

12. Sorry, Hon...

You and Ken Blackwell are going to be roommates in hell, and not even the Bush family will be able to save you.

[lpbk2713]

17. She's on her own.

BFEE has already told her to fugoff.

[FiveGoodMen]

13. Like whitewashed tombs that people pass having no idea of the

corruption that lies within.

Who said that?

[AndyA]

14. I can hardly wait to see what Jon Stewart does with this!

Hilarious! :rofl:

Harris has truly lost it. That one last functioning brain cell that controlled reasoning has died.

Oh, what a pathetic used up old whore you are, Katherine. :rofl:

She's almost as big a joke as Bush himself...but not quite. Keep it up, girl, yer gittin' thar! :rofl:

[Avalux]

15. She's a nutcase.

All I can say is :wtf:

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

16. Standard evangelical POV

For the born-again, good deeds are not the key to eternal life in God. It's the born-again experience itself that makes one worthy of God's love.

Back when I was a Christian (not that born-agains consider Catholics Christian), the nuns scared me shitless describing the review of my life that would greet me at the pearly gates. Like a 3-D home movie it would be, with every one of my nasty, selfish, disgusting, hateful words, thoughts and deeds laid out in glorious Technicolor to the horror of anyone who had ever loved me. Brrr. Now THAT makes you wanna do good deeds.

[TlalocW]

19. If we're going to go Catholic, I prefer Father Guido Sarducci's version

When you go to the Pearly Gates, you're given $14.50 for every day you live, and then you have to give back money based on your sins. Stealing a hubcap is $100.00, but masturbation is only 35 cents. But, as Father Sarducci warns, "It can add up."

TlalocW

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

27. I remember that bit

I love Guido/Lazlo/Don. The Married With Children episode where he led a seance to contact dearly departed Buck was one of the best, spoiled only by the presence of Ben Stein (in the role of the big chicken he was born to play).

[Virginia Dare]

18. Burn in hell you wicked wicked witch...n/t

[Solly Mack]

20. Just like a right winger, let someone else do the dying for them

and then blame the dead for their own crimes

[Marnieworld]

21. Does that really make sense to anyone?

I just don't get it. It sounds like nonsense to me. I guess I'll never understand.

[skids]

22. God, dude, think of it this way -- who would you rather hang with...

...for eternity, me, or those deranged idiot fundies?

[Old and In the Way]

23. Why does God hate Ms. Harris?

Surely, if he loved her, he'd have those polls fixed so she'd easily win.

[sarge43]

24. "We are as white as snow"

Aye-up, along side the road in late March.

[Hubert Flottz]

25. Just because she wears more war paint than Tammy Faye...

she thinks she'll skate right through the pearly gates, baa-daa-bing.

[Initech]

26. If a dem had said those comments, that would be a campaign-ender

Fortuntately, Harris' campaign was in the toilet already to begin with, this may be what triggers the flush!

:popcorn: