Joke: "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."

[Czolgosz]

One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U. S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay" and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I have told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."



BONUS: Bush video - http://www.break.com/index/sundaybush.html

[Raffi Ella]

1. I.Love.It

:toast: :evilgrin: :kick:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

2. Best. Shrub. Joke. EVER

:rofl:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

3. First time I heard this it was about some guy

calling the widow of Buddy Rich so he could hear her say "Buddy Rich is dead."

[regularguy]

8. Yeah, I've heard the Buddy Rich version...

[TygrBright]

4. K & R, just because we all badly need a good laugh... n/t

[InternalDialogue]

5. I will be telling this one far and wide today.

You made me smile.

:) :applause:

[Ian David]

6. He's gonna do it a brazilion times. n/t

[stop the bleeding]

7. nominated

you made a funny - thank you

[intheflow]

9. This is a brazillian times better

than that overkilled brazillian joke! :thumbsup:

[jdadd]

10. Thanks....

I'm sending this to all the freeper relatives....

[Lisa]

11. the extra punchline at the end is particularly enjoyable! (n/t)

[malmapus]

12. I know what I'm going to be doing in 2009 now!!

hahahahaha I love it!!

[Straight Shooter]

13. If only it could take place on a sunny day in 2008 ...

One less year of death and destruction.

[AzDar]

14. Or 2006...I swear to Gourd, I don't know if we'll be intact by 2009!

[madokie]

15. Love it

the wife says, that would be you, speaking of me. I am most proud of the fact I loathe this POS more than anyone ever and for a good damn reason too, he is a traitor nothing more.

[blue cat]

17. Me too

I proudly tell my die hard republican family that I loathe Bush every chance that I get.

[ms liberty]

16. Love it!

So, how many of us are going to do this on Jan 21, 2009? Maybe we should get a group sign-up sheet going and have about 25 of us do it every day!

[SeattleGirl]

18. Great joke!

"I just love hearing it." :rofl:

[malaise]

19. Great joke

:rofl: :rofl:

[LNM]

20. This one just went out on my mailing list

Thank you! :rofl: