KO to report on Bush's flatulence!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

Stay tuned...

[Liberal Veteran]

1. Bush is going to give another speech?

:shrug:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. He farts at new White House aides, for fun.

http://www.usnews.com/usnews/politics/whispers/articles/060820/28whisplead.htm (scroll down).

[Liberal Veteran]

3. What a sophisticated sense of humor our president has.

One can only marvel at his social graces.

[Berry Cool]

7. Kinda reminds you, doesn't it, of LBJ giving instructions to his tailor

about his pants and making reference to his "bunghole."

All class!

Then again, what did we expect from a fratboy who probably lit his gaseous emissions on fire for fun back at Yale.

[zbdent]

5. Oh, great ... Larry the Cable

President ...

:eyes:

[hedgehog]

8. Unbelievable

and yet I believe it!

[bananarepublican]

22. Perhaps he and Eric Cartman have a lot in common!

On one episode of South Park Eric succeeded in doing a 'number-two' from his mouth. Hopefully, Bush will take up the Cartman challenge and back off a little on 'presedentin''.

[Wheezy]

4. He's not the decider, he's the flatulator! n/t

[Berry Cool]

6. You always knew he was full of hot air

Now you know he has no qualms about letting it rip when he's a mind to.

[lpbk2713]

9. Must be why Karen Hughes and Colin Powell left.

They could tolerate the wedgies and the wet willies now and then but the farts stinking up the West Wing was more than they could take.

[opihimoimoi]

10. He has barroom behavior...its what they do in BARS

[rzemanfl]

12. As a long time drunk, who spent lots of time in bars, I can assure

you that people who frequent bars would be highly offended by such conduct. Been sober 21 years, but I can't believe the fart tolerance level has changed.

[opihimoimoi]

19. There are always the obstinate exceptions...obviously which inclds BUSH

LOL...thanks for your input to enlighten me...

Sending diet coke and smoked ribs...

[Hubert Flottz]

20. Well after all we knew he was full of shit didn't we?

I hope he decides to cut one in front of some big wig and it comes out all juicy and lumpy! Maybe the next SOTU addy? It would prolly make more sense than his normal shit talking does!

EDIT...A fart is just a turd honking for the right of way! I hope Pat and Jerry are proud of their "GOLDEN BOY"...what will we tell the children?

[opihimoimoi]

23. I am almost Positive this dude has shit in his pants more than a few times

The White House DEPENDS bill is consistent with the one person level.....

How crass and crude of him to intentionally fart in front of his new aides....no class Bush does it again..

Then there is the Photo Op of the Katrina Victim which turns out to be STAGED??? WTF???

This boy...he is addled...Brain malfunctioning and/or IMPAIRED...what could CAUSE THAT????

[Hubert Flottz]

24. Brain malfunctioning and/or IMPAIRED

Shrub had the money to buy the best shit on the block! The shit that killed Elvis has made a moran outta' Bush! Abby Dabby Dabby normal brain, battleship mouth, rowboat ass! We have a Burnt Out Zombie Freak, with his hand in the doomsday trigger. The GOP's top gun!

[opihimoimoi]

25. Nearly 100 million in America loves his ASS...still supports him

This can only mean we have 100 million Stupid peeps....lolo enough to not see his sheenanigans....WTF?

[Truthiness Inspector]

11. So what happened?

I missed it. I've been watching the Sheryl Crow interview on Larry King.

[rzemanfl]

13. Hitler was well-known for his farts, which he did not draw

attention to, but which were said to have been particularly vile because of his vegetarian diet. Just sayin'...

[SeattleGirl]

14. OMG! KO had me on the floor laughing!

Global warming. Back door draft. :rofl:

[CatWoman]

15. me too!!!

this is so fucking funny!! :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

16. I have tears in my eyes, I'm laughing so hard!

A room deoderizer! :rofl:

[Jacobin]

17. I have mixed feelings about this

laughing at such appalling behavior seems to play into the 'he's just a regular guy' crapola that the media spews.

I don't think that's 'regular guy' behavior, unless you are talking about six year old kids.

It think it demonstrates that he is an idiot, immature, selfish, ghastly overgrown prick

[SeattleGirl]

18. I get what you're saying, but what I was laughing as was KO and

Mo Rocca. Loved Mo's comments at the end about how skilled Bush's handlers are at making it look as if Bush doesn't have his head up his ass, when clearly he does. :rofl:

[tlsmith1963]

21. Oh, God...

Bush likes to pretend that he's farting at people? I used to have a co-worker who did that. Everyone thought he was really immature. His nickname was "Baby Huey". Hey, maybe that's a new nickname for Bush!:evilgrin: :rofl:

Tammy

[JitterbugPerfume]

26. Moe Rocca was sooooo funny

The "head up his ass" bit was the best piece of comedy I have heard in a while!! KO is right up there with Jon Stuart and Steven Coulbert in my estimation