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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 02:08 PM
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A multiple-choice Quiz for Bush: The Stranger
1.Who died today?

a) mother
b) father
c) cock robin

2.When did he/she die?

a) Today
b) Yesterday
c) I can't be sure

3.Who did the main character shoot?

a) Frankie and Johnny
b) Vito Corleone
c) An Arab

4.Why did he shoot his victim?

a) For fun, dammit, and he'd do it again, and he don't mind sayin' so!
b) Just to watch him die
c) Who in this universe can really, really say?

5.Where did he shoot his victim?

a) On a train, in the rain
b) On a beach
c) In a box with a fox
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 02:18 PM
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1. He'd think the last one is a trick question...
...he obviously shot the Arab, "Over there, so we wouldn't have to shoot him over here."
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 02:22 PM
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2. GOOD ANSWER!!
OMG! :applause: :applause: :applause: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

...he obviously shot the Arab, "Over there, so we wouldn't have to shoot him over here."


:loveya:
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Malikshah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 02:23 PM
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3. Calling Mr. Smith of The Cure!!!!
All I can think of is The Cure song right now...



Standing on the beach
With a gun in my hand
Staring at the sky
Staring at the sand
Staring down the barrel
At the arab on the ground
See his open mouth
But I hear no sound

I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm a stranger
Killing an arab

I can turn
And walk away
Or I can fire the gun
Staring at the sky
Staring at the sun
Whichever I choose
It amounts to the same
Absolutely nothing

I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm a stranger
Killing an arab

I feel the silver jump
Smooth in my hand
Staring at the sea
Staring at the sand
Staring at myself
Reflected in the eyes
Of the dead man on the beach
The dead man on the beach

I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm the stranger
Killing an arab
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 02:26 PM
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4. I'm getting out my Cure tapes as we speak!
:bounce: :toast: Thank you for that.
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