Has Daytime MSNBC Jumped the Shark? WTH?

[Viva_La_Revolution]

Okay. I'm home in the middle of the day cause I'm freaking working the night shift (Which SUCKS!! btw...) and I think that herb I partook of (just to be able to sleep in the middle of the day... my Doc prescribed it, honest) MUST have been laced!

I heard that Karr is still stuck in LA for some reason, and he's probably a delusional nut-case who had nothing to do with the death of Jon Bonet. I heard that Sen. Allen apologized for that Macaca comment, but that his spokesman took it back. I also heard that an O'Liely fan was pulled over, used that Gasbag-Blowhard as an excuse to get out of the tickets, and was cited, TWICE.


Of course, I also heard that Bin Laden had a mistress and she has lots of juicy gossip.

Damn. I need to find that guy again.. this is gooooood sh*t!

[magellan]

1. Ohhh, you missed the best part!

bin Laden has a crush on Whitney Houston!! Whitney could possibly hold the only KEY to unlocking bin baby's heart and getting him in touch with his feminine, peaceful side!!

[Viva_La_Revolution]

4. I heard that yesterday! then I noticed today

His mistress is ...... shhhhhhh.... BLACK! :wow:


I'm f*ckin livin in the Twilight Zone, I swear!






damn. where DID I put that number? :rofl:

[magellan]

5. What number?

I'm lost. You got a hotline to Rod Serling??

What these amusing little tidbits masquerading as news make me wonder is if we have such splendid sources who know all this up to date, intimate nitty gritty about bin Laden, why can no one FIND the bastard?

For god's sake, just paper the Afghan/Pakistan border with tickets to Whitney's next concert and arrest any tall, robed Saudis who show up!!

[MADem]

2. Pay attention, it's Bin Ladin LOVES Whitney Houston!!

He's probably got an old tape of the Preacher's Wife and the Bodyguard that he plays over and over...

They always rerun the same shit. It piques your irritation so you are ready to holler 'Bullshit!!!' by the time Tweety comes on!

[ShortnFiery]

3. It's just the drugged -out and bought-off AmeriKKKan M$M. :(

It's only BAD M$M programing that freely insults it's viewers as much as it's targets ... I must wonder if the M$M executives are so removed from the everyday American to actually believe that we have *any respect* for what they try to pass as newsworthy? :puke: :thumbsdown:

BTW, just perhaps if we get our Crusading and Imperial a**es out of the Middle East, Bin Laden, et.al., will NOT consider the USA their enemy? :shrug: Oh, I forgot that we are ON A MISSION to bring Dear Leader's brand of Democracy to those poor ole' brown savages. :sarcasm: