This will blow your mind

[Uncle Joe]

http://www.abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2346476&page=1

One doctor recalled that day in the operating room.

"He just put his hand inside and he said there are a lot of bones inside," she said. "First, one limb came out, then another limb came out. Then some part of genitalia, then some part of hair, some limbs, jaws, limbs, hair."

Inside Bhagat's stomach was a strange, half-formed creature that had feet and hands that were very developed. Its fingernails were quite long.

"We were horrified. We were confused and amazed," Mehta said.

[Lex]

1. Well

there went lunch.

[Ravenseye]

2. What a nightmare

I feel for that guy.

[QuettaKid]

6. can someone please send this to the "sanctity of life" folks?

I am sure it would just blow their little minds. ""Paging Dr. Frist...Dr. Frist, you're needed in the OR stat!!""

[AndyA]

3. From the preview, I thought this was going to be a story about

Barbara Bush giving birth to the Anti-Christ George!

[Sherman A1]

4. Bizarre

[EstimatedProphet]

5. Yes, that's bizarre

[sinkingfeeling]

7. I saw this guy and this story on TV...Discover or A&E or TLC. It was on

a show about 'Weird Medical Mysteries' or something.

[Lochloosa]

8. Parasitic Twin

It was his brother/sister.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasitic_twin

[Viva_La_Revolution]

10. yep.

It's rare, and it's usually found by less gross methods (X-ray), but not unknown.

PS. OP is nominated for grossest post EVER! You deserve it!











:rofl: :puke: :rofl: :puke:

[Uncle Joe]

12. Thanks, err I think

I thought this might help make your problems seem small.:hi:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

17. Oh! It does.... but now I'm worried.

the only part of me that has been X-ray'd is my leg! :scared:













:rofl: :hi:

[Double T]

9. Don't let the women read this article........

THEY will want US to start having the babies.

[A HERETIC I AM]

11. reminds me of an old Monty Python sketch. "We're Squatters, baby"

The cast:
SURGEON
Graham Chapman
NOTLOB
Michael Palin
SQUATTER
Eric Idle
GIRL
Carol Cleveland
FIRST POLICEMAN
John Cleese


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The sketch:
(Scene starts off with the same office as used by the Psychiatrist in the last sketch, but it is now occupied by a surgeon. Start on portrait which has moustache and beard and glasses being added by surgeon.)
Surgeon: Brr brr (picks up phone) No, no wrong number I'm a colleague of his, a surgeon, who specializes in these kind of things. Yes thank you very much. (replaces phone) Next please. (knock at door) Come in. (Notlob enters; 'Going to the zoo' is faintly heard) Ah come in, please take a seat. (cut to terribly quick shot of Napoleon, then back) My colleague who has a similar office has explained your case to me (he is rising from seat) Mr Notlob, as you know I am a leading Harley Street surgeon as seen on television. (he puts needle down on ancient gramophone; Dr Kildare theme begins playing) I'm afraid I'm going to have to operate. It's nothing to worry about although it is extremely dangerous. I shall be juggling with your life, I shall be playing ducks and drakes with your very existence, I shall be running me mits over the pith of your marrow. Yes! These hands, these fingers, these sophisticated organs of touch, these bunches of five, these maulers, these German bands that have pulled many a moribund unfortunate back from the very brink of Lazarus's box. No, it was Pandora's box wasn't it? Well anyway these wits have earned yours truly a lot of bread. So if you'll just step through here I'll slit you up a treat.

Notlob: What?

Surgeon: Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.

(Cut to operating theatre. The conversation and the guitar can still be heard. Notlob is on the table. Hit head is real but the rest of the body is false. Table is covered with green cloth for reality. Surgeon is swabbing. 'Going to the zoo' is still audible.)

Surgeon: Right, I'm ready to make the incision. Knife please, sister (takes knife) What's that supposed to be. Give me a big one.. (takes big knife and strops it on steel sharpener) . . . oh I do enjoy this. Right. (he stabs the body and makes a slit four feet long) Oh what a great slit. Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit.

(He pulls it apart. The song gets louder. The head of a squatter pops out.)

Squatter: Too much man, groovy, great scene. Great light show, baby.

Surgeon: What are you doing in there?

Squatter: We're doing our own thing, man.

Surgeon: Have you got Mr Nottob's permission to be in there?

Squatter: We're squatters, baby.

Surgeon: What? (to nurse about Notlob) Nurse, wake him up. (she slaps his face)

Squatter: Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

Surgeon: It is where I'm standing and it blows my mind, young lad. (looks inside Notlob) Good Lord! Is that a nude woman?

Squatter: She's doing an article on us for 'Nova', man.

Girl: (her head also appearing through slit) Hi everyone. Are you part of the scene?

Surgeon: Are you rolling your own jelly babies in there?

Notlob: (waking up) What's going on? Who are they?

Surgeon: That's what we are trying to find out.

Notlob: What are they doing in my stomach?

Surgeon: We don't know. Are they paying you any rent?

Notlob: Of course they're not paying me rent!

Squatter: You're not furnished, you fascist.

Notlob: Get them out!

Surgeon: I can't.

Notlob: Get them out.

Surgeon: No I can't. Not, not without a court order.

Indian: (also appearing) Shut up. You're keeping us awake.

(Caption on screen: 'ONE COURT ORDER LATER' Some policemen walk in.)

First Policeman: (into slit) You are hereby ordered to vacate Mr Notlob forthwith. And or.

Squatter: Push off, fuzz.

Policeman: Right, that's it, we're going in. Release the vicious dogs. (dives into slit)

[lies and propaganda]

13. holy shit.

that is horrific.

[porphyrian]

14. Stem cells.

Too bad we can't research them here.

[bluedeminredstate]

15. With all the important stuff in the world

ABC goes with a story that happened in 1999? That's digging deep to ignore the elephant in the living room. Earning their 20 bucks on the night chest, I see.
That said, of course I read it and it is a truly amazing/gross story. Wow.

:wow:

[Union Thug]

16. AHHHH Kafka becomes reality!