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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 10:49 PM
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As the day draws to a close...
I would just like to inform one and all that the dire predictions that came from the brightest lights of the Right's pundits, prognosticators, polemicists and pinheads did not come to pass. August 22nd has drawn to a close and the Mahdi has not returned, the world has not ended, thermonuclear devices have not gone off...nothing. Not even a lost order for a Phal at an Afghani Restaurant, as far as is known.

So ends another hard sell of fear. Just about the same way they always end, too:

Bupkis.

You would think they would learn to give it a rest. I am sure that their coming collected works, regarding the above and absolving themselves of all blame regarding their frantic warnings of *DOOM(!!!)* should be endlessly diverting.

So, you may now return to the exercise of your god-given freedoms, like the freedom to hide under your beds in a cooling puddle of your own urine. By doing so, you honor the sacrifices of the troops and the memories of those who died on 911.

Or so they would have you believe.

God Bless America, where fear is both the law and our #1 growth industry.



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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 10:51 PM
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1. But the day isn't over on the west coast
Edited on Tue Aug-22-06 11:01 PM by nothingshocksmeanymo
How do you know they didn't mean PDT?
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 10:53 PM
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2. OMG1111!11 THIS IS HUGH111!11!
I FORGOTTED PDT, ALASKA AND HAWAII111!1!1

I must go clean my underware out with a grub axe. Please excuse me.

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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 11:02 PM
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4. See there?
Gettin a little uppity, are ya?
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 10:56 PM
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3. LOL
They have a couple hours.
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 11:02 PM
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5. No rapture?
All the Christofascists are probably at the bar getting drunk or at home watching porn.
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