And another supposed 'doomsday' date passes by without incident.

[Rex]

Hey Repukes, give it up already! You have no idea what the hell you're talking about! Half of you don't accept Catholics as Christians! The other half are still trying to figure out how to deal with pedophiles!

Give it up! Jesus doesn't want to come back to the fucked up world you've created. No? Don't see anyone riding down on a horse from the clouds. :eyes: Bet not tomorrow either.

Find some liberal Deacons or Pastors or something! Get down on your knees and prey that you will live another day. Let the Left fill you in on what is really going on!

Gasp...Jesus was a liberal!

Deal with it.

:rant:

[Olney Blue]

1. Today is not over.

:)

[Taverner]

2. True...I thought I was rapturing earlier

But I was merely passing gas

[Rex]

4. Be careful about that, the other day I farted and sneezed at the same

time and paniced...I didn't know if everyone Raptured at that moment and I missed it. World kinda dims when ya fart and sneeze.

[Rex]

3. It will be.

And still no Rapture. Can I get a refund on my Rapture Bus ticket?

[Olney Blue]

5. A watched rapture never raptures.

Did you use a credit card for your bus ticket? If so, you might be able to refund it.

[MADem]

6. It is in Iran, though

It's three forty four in the morning on the twenty third of August, there as I type this...they're GMT plus three and a half.

[Olney Blue]

7. Oh? I thought the supreme beings were all on EST.

[Rex]

8. I bet God, Allah, Yahweh goes on Zulu time.

Zeus, Oden and all those Eastern Gods. Gotta synchronize watches, can't let the world get out of order.

:evilgrin:

[MADem]

13. Well, they slept through it, then!

As ole zulu time is GMT.

Hope they had a nice nap...!

[Rex]

17. Naps are really the way to go IMO.

At least that is what my cats tell me.

[MADem]

10. Well, the ones that look like Monkeys sure are... NT

[RagAss]

11. ahahhaaa...now that's good....

[Chipper Chat]

15. Ground Zero is wherever Falwell happens to be at the

moment when the perpendicular triangle of Falwell, Robertson, and Dobson is in conjunction with Bob Jones University and The Crystal Cathedral - that's when the Rapture will occur.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

9. Of course.

Them stars ain't right yet.

[Rex]

14. My Zod! Is that an Invisible Spaghetti monster sighting!!?!

Or is that Cuthulu?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

18. Nay.

It's the FSM's former highschool boy(?)friend and prom date- Cthulhu.

When the starts are right for the FSM it won't be the end of the world. Just lots of marinara anda spicy meataballs!

[Rex]

19. Good, I'm really hungry right now.

Is there anyway the FSM can nudge us into a start time soon. I'm starving. Is pizza sanctioned?

[Blackthorn]

12. Jesus was a *black* liberal. At the very least, a bit swathy.

[Rex]

16. And...get ready for it - Jesus was a

Jew!!!! Ahhhhh!!! Fundie minds on overload! Smokes coming out of their ears! Does...not...compute...

[MADem]

27. Born in Bethlehem...thus, a PALESTINIAN Jew!!!

That popping sound is fundie heads exploding....

[Loge23]

20. Well, his poll numbers went up...

...that in itself is as much of a doomsday warning that I need.

[BlooInBloo]

21. Why DUers pay lip service to wacky religious predictions...

... is beyond me...

[Blackthorn]

22. Because its amusing.

Does the website need to be serious all the time?

[zcflint09]

23. I thought I was being raptured.

But then it just turned out to be a really good orgasm. Shit.

[C_U_L8R]

24. So Now will CNN can Glenn Beck???

What a horse's ass.. and CNN is even stupider
for putting this jerk on TV whipping up
apocolypse frenzy. Unbelievable.

[Rex]

25. I think Beck would like people to think he is the RW Colbert.

I've heard him say it more than once. I don't think CNN has the balls to can him.

[C_U_L8R]

26. He could be right...

if you subtract the humor and the irony
oh and the intelligence
and the originality
and...

hmmm... guess that doesn't leave much left
except a hateful pile of rightwing goo

[deucemagnet]

28. Now for the good ol' quote from the bible...

..."no man will know the time of his coming", and all the fundies go back to their old tricks until the next doomsday. When that one fails to materialize, pull out the old quote again, then repeat ad nauseum. :crazy: