5. Tweety suffers from penis envy - Keith has one and Tweety doesn't
Keith has hugh!!11!! cojones and Tweety is just a eunuch serving at the pleasure of Chucklenuts and General Electric. Ditto for Scarborough, Cosby, and Carlson.
I just know Tweety gets pissed every time Keith Olbermann's name is mentioned because Keith is ten times the man/journalist/human Tweety will ever hope to be.
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