Let's list the mountain of acts of kindness brought forth by the right.

[devilgrrl]

Surely, there's got to be ions of them judging from their moral superiority. Unfortunately, I can't think of one at the moment. Can anyone here help me?

[bluerum]

1. they gave rich people money?

[JeffR]

5. D'oh!

I'm too slow with the submit button.

[JuniperLea]

2. *crickets*

[JeffR]

3. Nice fat tax cuts for the rich

I'm sure they're very grateful...

[muntrv]

4. Because you're not Helliburton, you're gonna have to search high

and low for that one.

[Tace]

6. But, They Provide Jobs For The Commoners...

oops! : )

Except jobs catching bullets.

[MrCoffee]

7. What about that time that they...umm....gimme a second...ummm...

[ima_sinnic]

8. entertaining Terri Schiavo with a juggler?

[BayCityProgressive]

9. I think the GOP was

behind Roth IRA's big time. That is a good thing...beyond that I am at a loss....

[devilgrrl]

10. Come now people! There must be some goodness on the right....

[Brazenly Liberal]

11. Here's my list:

[devilgrrl]

12. But you used a white font!

how are people going to read that huge list? :sarcasm:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. The Right sneers at acts of compassion.

They think kindness to others is evidence of weakness. You aren't a real "man" unless you abuse other people, especially those who are powerless in the first place.

I suspect it's for the same reason the Righties like Hummers -- because they have very tiny dicks.

[devilgrrl]

14. Oh... not true, not true... for example....

uhhhhhhh, I forgot.

[Uncle Joe]

15. Did somebody already mention they gave rich people more money,

while bankrupting the treasury and giving the money to Cheney's "former" company Halliburton on a voluntary war with a fourth rate power all based on lies?

Wait a minute, that's not a good thing, this is hard work! Are we being graded on our answers? If so I will have to turn in my report as being incomplete at this time.


P.S. They know good words like "compassionate conservative" "honor and integrity" "clean skies" "healthy forests" "leave no child behind", does that count?

Wait a minute, my bad, you said acts of kindness, somebody else also said to judge them by their acts or deeds as opposed to their words. This truly is hard work, but if you think of something, please let me know.

[Hubert Flottz]

16. They've helped Osama create thousands of new terraists in the

Middle East since they invaded Iraq over a pack of lies. That really helps all of Poppy and Cheney's friends and partners. They were very kind to the oil companies, Enron and the Reagan Bush Nixon cronies.

[wtmusic]

17. They made anyone with a brain a Democrat

best I can do.

[DeSwiss]

18. How bout a nice flower????