A freeper connects the dots....

[Virginia Dare]

Iranian Government = Democrats, and here is how said imbecile arrives at this equation:

Of course they are leftists. Islamofascists. Just like the National Socialist Workers Party was lefdtist fascists in Germany. Just like the national Socialist Workers Party of Amerika is fascists. That would be the Democrats for those of you who don't know.

No wonder their leader is a chimp!

:rofl:

[C_U_L8R]

1. How do freeps tie their shoes?

they don't even know their right from their left

[Drum]

2. They're the ones who buy all of those Velcro shoes n/t

[unpossibles]

3. THERE MOM'S DUE IT FOR 'EM

SERIESLY. RITE AFTER A HUGH BOWL OF CAP'N CRUNCH

[LSK]

5. thats pretty good

:rofl:

[brmdp3123]

9. Just curious...

Did you mean to misspell or misuse 5 words out of 15?

[unpossibles]

12. I DONT NO WHAT YOUR TALKING ABUOT

YU DAM LIBRALS ARE ALWAYS MAEKING FUN OF EVERYWON




yes, it was light-hearted satire - you'd have to read some Freep-posts to really get the running joke. Well, their site is a running joke too, but that's not what I meant.

Hope I didn't offend. And welcome to DU!

[Lex]

14. Parody. nt

[Jacobin]

19. put on your galoshes and

take a hike over to freerepublic.com

You will see what the parody is about.

[Sal Minella]

26. Six, actually. And yes. ....n/t

[CottonBear]

23. LOL!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LSK]

4. I've heard this idiotic argument lots of times

The sheer ignorance is stunning.

[Lex]

6. The Bush-bots are the very definition of fascists given the definition:

Fascism:

a political philosophy, movement, or regime that exalts nation (flag-waving morans) and often race (white supremacy nuts) above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader (hello--Bush knows what's best, don't question), severe economic and social regimentation (check), and forcible suppression of opposition (don't dare criticize Dear Leader Bush).

http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/fascists

[Union Thug]

7. Do they make 'em any dumber than this? n/t

[azurnoir]

8. Freeper Leader

[Iris]

13. oh, now that's just insulting - to whatever this creature is!

[azurnoir]

20. My apology's to chimephants everwhere

[acmejack]

21. It's the dreaded human animal hybrid!

arrghhh!

[Iris]

27. oh! I get it now!

:blush:

[htuttle]

10. They don't understand the words they are using

They are just repeating them back, like parrots.

[Lex]

11. You'd think they could check a freakin' dictionary

once in a while. :shrug:

[Swamp Rat]

15. durp durp durrrrp durp durpp!!!

[StClone]

16. Nazi Propaganda still taking in the uninformed

This Freeper foundling takes it upon itself to collect artificial kindling from which will rise a roaring imaginary fire.

Said Freeper uses German Propaganda prima facie when the National Socialist Party was so named to hide its true nature as a Nazi spring board. It was never liberal, social or intellectual but a body designed used incited in support of rising fascist power.

From flighty acorns comes some strange fruit. The rest of those dots are the Freepit's loose marbles.

[berni_mccoy]

17. "...lefdtist..." nuff said.

[sinkingfeeling]

18. Wow, fascists are leftists...talk about twisted. Someone should inform

the moran that fascism is just about as rightist as one can get.

Definitions of Fascism

"The Fascists were viciously anti-Communist and anti- liberal and, once in power, relied on an authoritarian state apparatus." - www.channel4.com/history/microsites/H/history/browse/glossary.html

"a political system in which all power of government is vested in a person or group with no other power to balance and limit the activities of the government. Fascist governments are often closely associated with large corporations and sometimes with extreme nationalism and racist activities. Modern fascism is often called "CORPORATISM". -
www.naiadonline.ca/book/01Glossary.htm

"a political theory advocating an authoritarian hierarchical government (as opposed to democracy or liberalism)" -
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

[ComerPerro]

22. everyone is a fascist but them

now, stop questioning them and surrender your loyalty to Bush, or his supporters will lynch the shit outta you.

[Blue_In_AK]

24. Good grief! The ignorance is astounding.

[Bucky]

25. I object. I'm not a lefdtist. I'm only lefdt-of-cendter.

[NMMNG]

28. Iranian Government = Democrats?

I was under the impression that they were a theocracy, which is just what the freepers are trying to turn the American government into. :shrug:

[Raine]

29. "lefdtist"

Can't they ever learn to use spell check! :silly: