does anyone have a rapture update?

[leftofthedial]

any missing fundies?

any abandoned cars on the road?

anything?

is gawdalmighty screwing up again today or what?

[warrens]

1. I dunno, but I got my eye on a McMansion owned by the fundie ...

Down the street. He's runs boiler room investment scams, but he goes to church every Sunday, always votes Republican, and he's all over the Rapture. So since it appears that Christ loves hucksters, I think I got me a new mansion.

[leftofthedial]

2. sounds like one of the flock alright

a real christian jeezis following bible thumper

enjoy your new digs.

[longship]

3. "World's Homeless and Refugees Mysteriously Vanish"

nt

[nadinbrzezinski]

4. That woudl be a confusing headline

for the fundies

[longship]

7. Here's why

Blessed are the poor.
Blessed are the hungry.
Blessed are the meek.

No where does it say in the Holy Babble that "Blessed are the warmongers." Or, "Blessed are the intolerant." Or, "Blessed are the schadenfreuden."

I figure that the group that best fits the criteria in the Beatitudes are the homeless and refugees of the world.

[leftofthedial]

14. so SUV drivers aren't blessed

no matter how many dead fish emblems and Wastikas they have on the back of their rolling oil well?

[Cyrano]

5. My cousin is either being raptured, or totally stoned -- Not sure which.

[leftofthedial]

6. well, jeebiz don't cotton to no dope smokers

maybe if your cousin seems to be disappearing, you're the one who is, oh never mind.

[Syncronaut Seven]

8. HOLY SHIT !!!!!

The dogs, cats and dolphins are gone!!!!!

Bet Falwell and Robertson are still here however.

[undeterred]

9. I'm still here, waiting for my co-worker to take off

so I can have his computer tools. :evilgrin:

[texpatriot2004]

10. What's the latest? nm

[TheCentepedeShoes]

11. Hope it doesn't happen

I'll be the only one left in my department at the office (hell, I might be the only one in the whole building) and I'll have to do all the work!

[RebelOne]

12. I've been looking for abandoned cars, as I sure

would love to have a Cadillac El Dorado, but no luck.

[guinivere]

13. I drove around town a little. No signs of any rapture.

Damn. I have my eye on a really nice fundie house about a block from here. A Cadillac and a Jeep come with the place. :woohoo:

[tkmorris]

15. My cat is missing

I always thought she was a bit of an evil little bitch, thus making her ineligible for any feline rapture sort of event, but perhaps not. She DID seem certain that she was superior to the rest of us.