BREAKING ON MSNBC!! (warning - spoof)

[MoonRiver]

John Karr has cereal and fruit for breakfast!! :wow: I can hardly contain my excitement over this astounding "news"!!! Forget about Iraq! Forget about Iran! Forget about 2006! Go John Karr, all day, all the time!!!!

:eyes::eyes::eyes:

[Armstead]

1. The new Gary Condit

[Connie_Corleone]

But what kind of cereal and fruit was it??

coco puffs? orange?

[MoonRiver]

11. OMG! I don't know!!

Please, somebody find out ASAP! Gotta have the latest! <panic>

[dipsydoodle]

2. It was what you might call

breaking wind then. :)

[bryant69]

3. If only his first name were Joe

Oh well, can't have everything.

Bryant
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[Ilsa]

4. I won't rest until I know if he got enough fiber for a good BM. nt

[Kahuna]

5. I heard he had a bologna sandwich and an apple...

:eyes:

[calico1]

6. What kind?

Fruit Loops? Cocoa Pops? Cheerios? The public needs to know!!

[TlalocW]

7. He had Coco Pebbles!!!

Now I know he's guilty! Fruity Pebbles is much better!

TlalocW

[Webster Green]

8. How long till those DNA tests are completed?

Though I doubt they will put an end to the 24/7 obsession by the fascist media.

[notadmblnd]

9. will they be describing the size and scent of his bowel movement?

That's the news I'm waiting for.

[Kolesar]

10. that was not worth me clicking on it. thanks for nothing

[redqueen]

12. Helpful, isn't it?

x(

[DemonFighterLives]

13. Thanks for the update

I was especially happy to know he had his facial hair removed and he loves Jon Benet.
Please don your tinfoilhat now. :tinfoilhat:
Patsy Ramsy was spotted with kenny Boy lay in the Bahammas.
Well, I thought it could be possible anyway. Karr has cleared the way.
I hear poor Mr Ramsey can't take it and he is heading for the hills as well.
:silly:

[gatorboy]

14. Karr???

[havocmom]

15. Meanwhile, anybody notice Ford is going outta business in US?

Gotta hand it to the ringmasters, they KNOW how to run the circus.

[badgerpup]

16. Let's give MSNBC a headache, shall we?

mass emails, phone calls...whatever...

WHAT IS KARR DOING RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND???

WE DEMAND 24/7 WEBCAM COVERAGE AND PLAY-BY-PLAY OF
EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN THING THIS MAN IS DOING!!!

Along with the Fruity/cocoa, smoothy or chunky, and bowel movement questions...

I mean FLOOD them with info requests.
I like farces and absurdity...whattaya think?
:evilgrin:

[MoonRiver]

17. Absolutely!

Jeezus, I don't even know if he had coffee with sugar and/or cream, or black. Maybe he didn't even have coffee! Nobody is telling us! :mad:

I feel so out of the John Karr loop right now! :cry:

[Jack Rabbit]

18. Hey, look over there! Jimmy Hoffa just turned up alive!

Spread that one around while the Frat Boy and his neocon thugs get ready to invade Iran.

[MrCoffee]

19. Who?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

20. The 500th Thread on how people are too obsessed with Karr.

[MoonRiver]

21. Do I get a prize?

:evilgrin:

[A-Schwarzenegger]

22. Oh, I miscounted. This is only the 499th.

Start another one, then I'll give you your prize.

[MoonRiver]

23. I don't think I can take the excitement.

Besides I have to give MSNBC all my attention. At any moment they may enlighten me as to Karr's lunch menu! Be still my heart!