What's with the *'s new lisp? Now Lisps and Slurs

[goclark]

He was lisping so much that I had to turn down my TV, it was annoying.

Now it is lisps and slurs. :puke:

[The Magistrate]

1. Poor Tuning In The Mix Of Medications, Ma'am

Seems the most likely cause....

[goclark]

3. This man is Armed and Dangerous nt

[Straight Shooter]

12. Ding ding ding!! Magistrate comes out of the gate first, a winner!

They adjusted his meds to remove the "coke jaw" syndrome and, lo and behold, the addled addict's body came up with a new syndrome.

[goclark]

16. Sounds right, I didn't notice the jaw this time nt

[bluerum]

2. He has always accentuated the s's at the end of words. Very strange.

[napi21]

7. Yes, I've noticed that too. It's another weird thing that he didn't have

when he ran for Gov. of Tx. I wonder if we'll ever find out what happened to him since he moved to DC?

[goclark]

10. Sometimes bad dental work can do that but this is not

the case in his case, IMO.

I vote for Jack and Daniels and loads of pills.

[madokie]

26. jack daniels if you please knock me to my knees

[goclark]

32. Laura said she would leave him for Jim Beam

so he switched to Jack Daniels. LOL

[flordehinojos]

11. poppy does too...perhaps not so much at the end of words as muchaswherever

there is an s in any word. beginning, middle or yes, even the end.

[SmokingJacket]

13. Yes, that's a major component of my husband's W impersonation. nt

[marmar]

4. Xanex and Jack Daniels don't mix well....

:beer:

[Crankie Avalon]

5. Deterioration from decades-long drug and alcohol abuse...

...from now on, the lisp and slurs will only get worse.

[Orrex]

6. Comes from thinking only with his primitive reptilian brain

Watch him swallow a whole guinea pig during the next SOTU.

[lutefisk]

18. The way he snaps at the press is like a snake defending itself

His head bobs, lowers, turns left and right- then the jaws open and we get a glimpse of the slimy forked tongue as he flicks it about and tries to sink his fangs into Helen.

He is just a little creepy.

[goclark]

20. He belongs on a Mental Ward

in a lock down facility. :puke:

[lutefisk]

28. He's not that far gone, imho, but he's in the wrong line of work

He's not very bright and he's essentially an incompetent a__hole.

Just think where he'd be if he had to fend for himself. I can't imagine him being hired in any kind of position of responsibility if he had to pass any sort of screening or evaluations.

Junior is the ungracious spoiled son of a rich man who belongs in a sheltered position in his Daddy's company where he can take home a good income while doing very little actual work and harass (sexually and otherwise) his co-workers and those under him. Unfortunately for us, his daddy's line of work is politics.

[MrPrax]

23. ROFL...

You get honourable mention as a close second!!

Even flies won't go near them...

[stepnw1f]

8. Too Much Xanax/Clonopin Will Do That (nt)

[Drum]

9. Try this:

It isn't clinical, but it is damned funny.
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2685392
"Has George Bush been drinking again? Watch this funny video clip from the "Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson" "

[goclark]

15. Yep ~ that's Amerika's Man nt

[MsMagnificent]

31. Compare with this one - Bush Drunk Again

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7528560233819475639&q=genre%3Acomedy+bush

[xxqqqzme]

14. he's been doing the lisp and slur thing

for quite some time. It bugs the hell out of me! I call it lazy lips syndrome. Watch him speak - hit that mute button so you won't be distracted by the lies, distortions & common everyday bullshit - you will notice he is tooooooo f*cking lazy 2 move his lips.

He is a failure at everything he has ever attempted - why should speech be an exception?

[goclark]

19. Maybe I had my volume up higher today but the idiot

has passed the point of no return.

[JitterbugPerfume]

17. the way he emphasises the SSSSSS

reminds me of Gollum

[Drum]

24. lol

[goclark]

25. That is exactly how he looked to me this morning! nt

[JitterbugPerfume]

33. oh my!! that is priceless

:toast:

[Blackhatjack]

21. Could it be mix of antidepressants & alcohol? He also stumbled lately

Without hearing the content of what he is saying, you would have to say something is terribly wrong just by his tone, demeanor, and his inability to walk without stumbling.

[karlrschneider]

22. It isn't that new, it's just getting worse.

...

[paparush]

27. Izza Drinky Winky....doncha know...

[lonestarnot]

29. Organically brain damaged!

[Crankie Avalon]

30. I wonder if he was lisping and slurring the moment this photo was taken...

...the guy is losing control of his motor functions, all right.

[MiniMe]

34. Its a hiss, he is hissing at the reporters like the snake that he is

[goclark]

35. He was so angry this morning

the only thing he didn't do was foam at the mouth.

[obreaslan]

36. COKE-STROKE??? n/t