What question would you ask ??

[kentuck]

If a surprise news conference was hoisted on you, what would you ask George W Bush?

"Mr. Bush, you ask if we could imagine what would happen if we were to leave Iraq right now? My question is: Did you imagine any of this before you decided to invade Iraq?"

[flyarm]

1. can i give you a bj ..and will you leave then???

i know..it would kill me..but i would take one for the team!!

fly

[Dinger]

11. Wow! Don't Know If I Could Do That!

MAYBE a boob grab or something, but I'm not even sure if I'd do that!

[flyarm]

15. i have a child i must protect from this facism!!

one must do, what one must do to protect our children!!

:think: i could always bite!!

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

fly

[LaurenG]

2. Mr. bush who is your puppet master

We can help you get right into treatment if you just tell us who is making you do these things. :evilgrin:

[unblock]

3. no point in asking HIM a question. my question is for the MEDIA:

"why do you insist on reporting that the emperor has new clothes when he obviously has nothing of the sort?"

[babylonsister]

4. I'd ask the journalists to STFU and stop laughing at his lame attempts

at humor. He is not funny, he's pathetic.

[Fierce]

5. I think these kinds of threads are interesting.

I see so many people jumping on the press during these news conferences. If you asked that question in the OP, you'd get the same response he's given before, or a variation thereof: a long, rambling "long, hard work" "no cut and run" kind of answer that wouldn't answer your question.

And if someone did manage to get a zinger in, it would be big news for 24 hours, then disappear. No one talks about Colbert's speech at the writer's dinner anymore.

News conferences with this president are like nailing jello to a wall. The left isn't going to get him that way.

[BOSSHOG]

6. What drugs were you taking that prompted you to desert your teammates

of the Texas Air National Guard? And would testify as a character witness to any current servicemembers who are being courtmartialed for desertion?

[underpants]

7. Was Iraq involved in any way in the attacks of 9/11?

Well guess what he actually answered that one, he said they weren't and that no one *in his administration* had ever suggested that they were.

[LibDemAlways]

8. I wouldn't ask a question. I'd make a request. "Please

remove your earpiece before answering the questions. Americans deserve to hear your responses unfiltered and without the aid of a prop."

[Doc_Technical]

9. "Where were you on Friday, November 22, 1963?"

Your Father is on record that he "can't remember" where

he was on that day.

Perhaps you could enlighten us as to the whereabouts of

yourself and your Dad that day?

[Bandit]

10. Who in the Whitehouse refers to Laura as "that lump in the bed"

Since Laura says Bush* did not write that little love poem and won't take credit for it herself I wonder who does think she is "that lump in the bed".

[lonestarnot]

12. What are your plans for post November treading water, seclussion,

battling against impeachment with your stay the course bullshit, or just get drunk and hit a tree?

[Crankie Avalon]

13. Saddam Hussein was captured though you admit he had nothing to do...

...with 9/11. On the other hand, is the reason you haven't captured Osama bin Laden because he did?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

14. Mr. President...

Why have you allowed public schools to resegregate under your presidency?

[stillcool]

16. what the fuck are you thinking?.....

...and do you ever consider the consequences for actions taken, or is that which benefits you and yours' the only consideration warranted?