Guess what is Breaking News right now on L.A. local news? Give up?

[L A Woman]

Yeah, he's here. Do you think the first thing he will say when he gets off the plane is...

"I was just kidding!" ????

[DeepModem Mom]

1. Honey, it's being carried live on CNN International! nt

[Drum]

2. That, or "Thanks for getting me out of there." n/t

[A HERETIC I AM]

3. I think he just wanted a free flight home.

In business class, no less.

[tyedyeto]

4. I don't really give a shit

I can guess but there are more pressing issues in America than that right now.

[Dr.Phool]

5. ELVIS WAS ON BOARD!!!!!!!!

[Subdivisions]

6. Breaking news at CNN.com

"Karr arrives at Los Angeles airport"

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/08/21/ramsey.arrest/index.html

This is so very absurd. CNN International too...what must the world think of us as the ME and Irag are enflamed they see us giving some dickwad lunatic a free ride back to the States to avoid consequences of his dispicable character, being fed a luxurious meal and allowing him to act as his own press agent.

[Chipper Chat]

7. This will overshadow ANY bushbadnews this week.

Hey attention KKKarl - good time for a BIGG news-dump!

[TlalocW]

8. No, it will be

"JonBenet? I thought you guys said 'Jill Renee.' Never mind."

TlalocW