BREAKING NEWS! John Karr just sneezed!

[BlueStater]

Then scratched behind his left ear! The media will stand by to report more shocking updates as they occur.

[Mabus]

1. Was it a dry sneeze or a wet one?

I can't imagine anything more important than minute by minute updates from the media. Thank goodness nothing else of importance is going on in the world right now. :sarcasm:

[malaise]

2. LOL

This really is madness.

[rzemanfl]

3. It was a fake sneeze to cover a fart. n/t

[Liberal Veteran]

4. Fox "News" will spending the next hour interviewing a specialist...

...in the field of Eyes, Ears, Nose, and Throat to "inform" the public on the possible ramifications of this important event.

[Mabus]

5. OMIGAWD! Possible food allergy?!?

What could have caused him to sneeze? Food allergy? Covering for a fart? Too much pepper on his meal (OH THE HUMANITY!)? Cheap perfume? This is HUGH!!11!!!1

[Ilsa]

6. Naaah> He's just allergic to airline food. Back to your stories about

the lovely blondes who disappear on vacation.

[Mabus]

7. Fortunately I have HBO

So I get to bypass the "news" for the rest of the evening.

[alfredo]

8. It must have been the prawns he ate.

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/umedia/20060820/cp.99732ac3989a1f7cac74953ec5967d05

[walkon]

10. What's up with sipping champaign and

eating fried prawns and "he's not in anybody's custody"? Got Thai's to get him a nice shirt and tie so he can dress like a school teacher "for the last time". Living poor in north Alabama, busted for kiddie porn in California - then a world traveler? Was this man recruited by the gov't after the bust in Cali? What is up with this?

[alfredo]

11. He hasn't been charged with a crime yet. I'm sure there are

some bruisers there to make sure he doesn't bolt or kill himself.

[walkon]

13. Exactly!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. Here's looking achoo, kid.

:hide:

[LibraLiz1973]

12. BREAKING NEWS: John Karr just had a bowl movement!

Four turds came out (a little over 1 inch each) over the course of 3 minutes. He then proceeded to wipe himself three times.
He then flushed BUT DID NOT WASH HIS HANDS before returning to his seat.

[Mabus]

14. omigod, I figured it out - he's sneaking the avian flu to America!

:yoiks: