This patriot is more patriotic than you can even dream of becoming!

[merwin]

I was headed over to the Bavarian village of Leavenworth, WA a couple days ago for a family vacation and saw the most patriotic person ever. This guy is the symbol of anti-poor, anti-Mexican, red blooded conservative Americans, and he's not at all afraid to show it.

Vehicle: 1990's Ford Bronco
Decal #1: "Support our troops" ribbon
Decal #2: American Flag
Bumper Sticker #1: "Welfare should not be easier to get than a building permit"
Bumper Sticker #2: "Why the hell should I have to press 1 for English?"
Bumper Sticker #3: "W '04"

I mean, this guy is SO patriotic that he's STILL campaigning for Bush 2 years after his Re-sElection.

[Hissyspit]

1. Did he look younger than 43?

If so, the U.S. military can use him in Iraq.

[merwin]

3. Good point... should have taken down his license plate and

given it to the recruiters.

[metamorph]

2. An insider

who knows how the votes in Ohio ('04) and Florida (2000) really went.

[JohnnyRingo]

4. There was probably another one:

"My child is an honor student at West Junior"
..."I suspect the mailman"

[merwin]

5. LOL