Sing Along With Senator Allen!!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

Hey you you you, ma-ca-ca-ca
(To the tune of De do do do de da da da – The Police)

On the stump again
Doing fine but then
In the crowd there was this person
Filming me I felt like cursing
Instead I opted for what fits me
Blurt out the first dumb thought that hits me

Hey you you you, ma-ca-ca-ca
A dirty slur to throw at you
Yeah you you you, ma-ca-ca-ca
My inner self just shines right through
Hey you you you, ma-ca-ca-ca
A racist epiteth few knew
Yeah you you you, ma-ca-ca-ca
My mindless bigotry on view

Gonna need to hire magicians
And a small army of beauticians
Massive lipstick application
For when I oink in conversation
If I can’t bully-off and hit you
Stupidity’s what I’ll hurl at you

Hey you you you, ma-ca-ca-ca
A dirty slur to throw at you
Yeah you you you, ma-ca-ca-ca
My inner self just shines right through
Hey you you you, ma-ca-ca-ca
A racist epiteth few knew
Yeah you you you, ma-ca-ca-ca
My mindless bigotry’s what’s true

[Eric J in MN]

1. Very good. NT

NT

[MrModerate]

2. Yes, very nice. Also encouraging to note . . .

That this gaffe seems to have legs. I thought it'd sink beneath the sands, but now the Webb campaign seems to gaining traction with their new message, "George Allen is a dumbfuck racist."

Every little bit helps. And who says 'Licans ain't generous? This election cycle they just keep on giving.

[Lars39]

3. lol Excellent!

You're just a bottomless pit with these, aren't you?! :D

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. I usually get that description

When I'm at a picnic ;)

:pals: :bounce:

[Withywindle]

4. Bwhahahah! Excellent job!

Recommended. :D

[smokey nj]

5. You nailed it again!!!!

:applause: :yourock:

[ralps]

6. LOL Great one SalmonChantedEvening

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

7. Bravo!

:applause:


K & R

[badgerpup]

8. Just 'cause there's an AMAZING amount of 'unsung' talent here...

for all you poets, filksong writers, Lyricist With Attitude, artists, and those who both entertain as well as inform...
I thank you...

:woohoo: :applause: :yourock: :headbang: :toast: :bounce:
YOU ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED!!!
:woohoo: :applause: :yourock: :headbang: :toast: :bounce:

[omega minimo]

9. "Massive lipstick application For when I oink in conversation"

#4 :rofl: :toast:

[Virginian]

10. That isn't the end of it for Allen. SEC will investigate.

See this post from earlier today.

This is what Allen did for a living while he was running for the Senate against Chuck Robb. He let "investors" run the company into the ground.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=103&topic_id=229799&mesg_id=229799

[SalmonChantedEvening]

11. Wow. A bully, a racist, AND a thief!

He never fails to umm... amaze? Disgust?

Both?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. kick for the monday morning crowd n/t