I have a serious question regarding flammable liquid on an airplane

[Horse with no Name]

Do you think they may end up requiring Bean-o for everyone who is going to fly?
I mean--terrorists could start lighting their methane inflamed farts--it could get really ugly.

[TomInTib]

1. mini-torches to ignite seat upholstery

I was at a drive-in theater in South Texas (maybe 1968) when some of the guys got drunk and started lighting farts.

Randy Roberts' little brother lit the back seat of his mother's brand-new Olds Toronado afire.

Total loss.

[azurnoir]

2. What about hairspray?

I've heard some absolute horror stories about what can happen with that stuff.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

3. My ghod...

You just had to bring that up in public. Now terrorists are going to be loading up on beans and sauerkraut and chasing it with hummus before they fly.

Why do YOU hate America??!!

;-)

[Hawkeye-X]

6. Your parrot looks damn mighty fine

Enjoy the star, Tandy :)

[Pab Sungenis]

4. Well, this whole liquids ban did rule out one movie tie-in....

"McDonald's presents SHAKES ON A PLANE!"

I'll get my coat....

[babylonsister]

5. Here ya go!

Please send your comments to [e-mail]. Due to the large volume of e-mail received, the White House cannot respond to every message. For further up-to-date information on Presidential initiatives, current events, and topics of interest to you, please continue to use the White House website.

Vice President Richard Cheney: [e-mail]

:rofl: