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man4allcats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 05:40 PM
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Cute Joke
George W. Bush and a secret service agent are taking
a stroll when they come upon a little girl carrying
a basket with a blanket over it. Curious, Bush asks
the girl, "What's in the basket?"

She replies, "New baby kittens," and she opens the
basket to show him.

"How nice," says Bush. "What kind are they?"

The little girl says, "Republicans." Bush smiles,
pats the little girl on the head and continues on.

Three weeks later, Bush is taking another stroll,
this time with Karl Rove. They see the little girl
again with the same basket. Bush says, "Watch this,
Karl. It's really cute."
They approach the little girl. Bush greets her and asks
how the kittens are doing, and she says, "Fine."

Then, smirking, he nudges Rove with his elbow and
asks the little girl, "And can you tell us what kind
of kittens they are?"

She replies, "Democrats."

Aghast, Bush says, "But three weeks ago you said
they were Republicans!"

"I know," she says. "But now their eyes are open."

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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 05:41 PM
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1. !
:rofl:
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patricia92243 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 05:44 PM
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2. Very good - and true :)
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TAPat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 05:49 PM
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3. Best one I've heard in quite a while! nt
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keepCAblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 06:03 PM
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4. Good one!!!


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