BREAKING: Nancy Grace's head explodes!!!

[ronnykmarshall]

Nancy Grace faced with a back wash of flammable fluid from her flaming nostrils, was rushed to a local hospital following a massive explosion in her head. La Grace, who was in the middle of a tirade attacking the so call "killer" of JonBenett Ramsey was handed a memo that the confession could be be fake!!! People noted that before the memo was handed to her, they had never seen her nostrils flaming at such a high flame before.

Ms Grace's assistance, Loreen Zolar describes the what happened.

"Ol' Nance was on a roll. Prior to the start of the show, we figured that we better move outside since she could possibly burn down the studio. She was blowing out fire so hot, we all got some hot dogs and started roasting some for a snack. When she got that memo about the cracks in the case, Nancy sucked in her breath and turn a shade of blue. The flames sucked back into her nose and smoke started pouring out of her ears. At that point I said to myself, 'self, this is not a good sign' and I hauled ass with the whole crew following me. When she blew, it was like a nuke going off. Trees were blow down, the set was reduced to rubble, the remote trucks flew threw the air like Tonka toys. When we finally found Nancy, her hair looked like a pile of charcoal briquettes and she was PISSED"

[MrCoffee]

1. DON'T TEASE ME!!!

That's just cruel.

[Parche]

13. explosion

Fox's Greta Van Susteren's head also exploded, for being one of the most nauseating
newscaster/reporter on TV

[SoFlaJet]

2. LOL

nm

[Philosoraptor]

3. Aahh, thanks, I Just blew all the wax out of my ears

[im10ashus]

4. If only!

Good one, though. :rofl:

[Junkdrawer]

5. The more I read, the more I think "What the hell WILL they say when...

this whole story falls ridiculously apart?"

Ooops, I guess we should have asked his family where he was Christmas '96. Perhaps some evidence he was EVER in Colorado would have been nice.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Junkdrawer]

7. BTW: Read all about it here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x2461890

[elehhhhna]

6. Upside to NG's head exploding: her hair looks better now.

[patricia92243]

8. I assume her rating must be very good - she is on TWO stations. I think sh

she is the most ill-informed talking head on Court TV. Why she is on HNN also is beyond me.

[sam sarrha]

9. i thought it had already exploded and that is why she's so ugly and stupid

[IndianaGreen]

10. She is one seriously disturbed woman

CNN Headline News is no longer headline news, but a forum for psychotic talking heads.

I will say that MSNBC's Wendy Murphy can give Nancy a run for her money when it comes to insanity.

[bridgit]

11. poor nancy, she's such a screeching shrew...

[redherring]

12. Good one

[EFerrari]

14. Film @ 11? Please? n/t

[sundog]

15. good un ronny

:D

[Bill McBlueState]

16. icky!