Tx Reep Rep Seaman Impersonates Penis on the House Floor (Not satire.)

[elehhhhna]

"This is my Viagra Amendment." "As I gather all my strength and stand erect before you." "Let me firm up my position." "I probably won't get enough ladies to vote for me on this bill." "So as I go limp"

Latest dialogue from a porn movie? Nope. Remarks by Representative Gene Seaman (no, I could not make that up) made on the House Floor. That's right folks, watch the video here and be totally creeped out.

http://pinkdome.com/archives/2005/04/rep_seaman_does.html

[MrCoffee]

1. The good people of TX-32 must be proud.

What a freakshow!

[The Magistrate]

2. Once Again It Proved, Ma'am

"You just can't do satire nowadays. The bastards will get in ahead of you for real every time."

[whistle]

4. I say they nominate George Carlin to represent that TX district.

[BOSSHOG]

3. One of my old bosses in the Navy

was a Captain. He was a salty old cuss, hard working taskmaster, then would hit the club with the whitehats after work (that never happens anymore) His name was Richard Seeman. When he checked in he had a meeting with the Chief's Mess and introduced himself thusly: Hi Chiefs, I'm DICK Seeman. What a great groundbreaker; what a great boss. One of those guys you'd kill and die for.

[Ian David]

5. His wife hyphenated her name when they married....

She's Mrs. Swallows-Seeman.

Her daughters eventually became Mrs. Spitz-Seeman and Mrs. Seeman-Stayne.

[elehhhhna]

15. ...and the old man calls all the grandkids "Squirt"

[slampoet]

6. Called on a property once....

.... And the name of the landlord was ...(wait for it).....Randy Seamen.


Some people just never had a chance in High School.

[Submariner]

8. Had a Skipper like that too

He would drink with us enlisted on the beach in some ports of call. On the last cruise, which was for the decommissioning of the WWII era submarine, we tied up at the Charlestown Navy Yard and out of a huge black limo on the pier emerged six Playboy bunnies from the now defunct Boston Playboy Club. Cool guy, and a great tactician for avoiding anti-sub hunters.

[BOSSHOG]

11. Not too many of them around anymore

A previous skipper of an air station (a long time ago) would secure all non-essential personnel at 1400 the last Friday of every month and slap a hundred dollar bill on the bar at the E-Club. We had very few disciplinary problems, had an outstanding Safety record and morale was good. But the old Captain got way on the wrong side of his bosses and quiely retired when his time came.

Picked up a book the other day - "The Bravest Man, Richard O'Kane and the Amazing Submarine Adventures of the USS Tang." I look forward to delving into it.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. Well, that was more disturbing than the time I saw my HS gym teacher

imitiate a clitoris during sex ed.

I didn't think that was possible, but today I know it is.

[Dover]

9. "All this talk of Viagra and penile implants

reminds me of a charming story about my own penis.”

[qazplm]

10. What an "interesting "name to have

to be discussing that particular part of the male anatomy.

[Initech]

12. I'm not sure what's funnier the lines or the fact that his name is Seaman?

:spray:

[damntexdem]

13. Hmm, Seaman in a penis -- seems appropriate ...

for a real prick.

[skypilot]

14. Ick!!!

His turning his collar up was a nice touch--and by "nice" I mean icky.