I present to you the Mind-Bending Wacky Headline Of The Day

[WilliamPitt]

...courtesy of CNN.com:

Pro-war Buddhist monks in scuffle
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/08/17/sri.lanka.buddhist.ap/index.html

...ow...ow...ow...ow...

[NMDemDist2]

1. "right wing Buddhist"-- that's pretty freakin bizarre indeed

About six or seven monks from a right-wing Buddhist faction had stormed the stage during a peace rally attended by about 1,000 people in the capital, Colombo, shouting pro-war slogans, an AP reporter at the scene said.

[ananda]

2. Biff! Boff!

Umph! Pfftt! Ugghh!

Brrppp.

[Jeanette in FL]

3. Oh my Lord

That is too funny. Maybe it isn't funny at all.

[Missy M]

4. I guess there is no hope when even Buddhist monks are.....

pro-war. Is the end near?

[matcom]

5. Bees

In my head

[sinkingfeeling]

6. Oh, no! Not Buddhofascists!!

[meegbear]

7. So tell me ...

what is the sound of one fist punching?

[MrCoffee]

8. Make it stop.

[JohnnyLib]

9. Anger Management, the movie had the scene.

As long as we can still laugh...

[keepCAblue]

10. Tabloid headline I saw yesterday...

...while standing in line at the grocery store:

Osama Captured by Rednecks!

Terror chief hunted down in Missouri

Yowza!