Freepers get the blue-balls of terrorism activity...

[bucknaked]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1684673/posts

[Viva_La_Revolution]

1. did the nurse forget their medication today??!

shoot them.
4 posted on 08/16/2006 7:37:29 AM PDT by Pondman88


No doubt red-headed Lutherans.
6 posted on 08/16/2006 7:38:10 AM PDT by The G Man (The NY Times did "great harm to the United States" - President George W. Bush 6/26/06)


Ban all moslims from flights for a period of three years, if terrorism incidents are not reduced, we can all apolize for their inconvenience.
10 posted on 08/16/2006 7:39:49 AM PDT by newcthem (Brought to you by the INFIDEL PARTY)


If they were Lutherans, they probably boarded the plane armed with lutefisk.
29 posted on 08/16/2006 7:42:38 AM PDT by joylyn

:wow:

:rofl:

[lonestarnot]

4. some poor sick pups there. White supremists or other noteable

braindead.

[TreasonousBastard]

5. Lutefisk IS a terrorist weapon-- Snakes or a shoe bomb are safer.

[Bjornsdotter]

10. Lutfisk is a kiddy toy

You want to bring out the big guns.

Surströmming will do the job.

Surströmming, for those who haven't had the...pleasure, is Baltic herring that is salted and left to ferment until it sours and it's really, really stinky. It's put in cans were it continues to ferment and if you are unfortunate the can will explode before you open it to eat, sharing the pungent aroma with everyone.

I am convinced that this is the dish that inspired the Vikings to explore new lands...they were trying to escape the smell.

Cheers

[TreasonousBastard]

14. I know of this stuff, and the real problem is...

the can exploding as you open it-- covering you and your companions with rotten fish.

My theory has been that it was Viking women who sent them off to sea after eating this swill, and told them not to come back until they didn't smell like whale puke.

[Bjornsdotter]

18. I'm so sorry

..that you know of this stuff, it's a horrible experience.

Your theory sounds good too, I'd certainly boot out someone smelling that foul.

Skol! :toast:

[azurnoir]

17. Same thought here: they were looking for

better food can't remember whay it's called but "fermented" shark which is allowed to stew in its own juices: blood urea, aromatic and tasty. If that wasn't enough to them go out a viking, i'm not sure what was.

[Bjornsdotter]

19. I think it's called

...hakarl (not sure of the spelling) and I'll take a pass on that and the cooked sheep's head.

Cheers

[Wonk]

22. Have you ever tried Hákarl?

Sounds like the preparation is similar, but it's shark meat, not herring. The smell is very much like that of Ammonia. From what I've heard it absolutely requires a Brennivin chaser. I've never tried it myself.

edit: I should have read downthread a bit more before replying :/

further edit: I've never been there, but at least 4 of my ancestors that I know of came over from Iceland to America in the 1870s. :hi:

[ComerPerro]

2. was the woman middle-eastern, or even muslim at all?

[dionysus]

3. EGADS... even the "witty" ones seem dumb as paint chips....

i need to huff butane to get on their level.... ewwww

on edit "lead paint chips"

[Nevernose]

6. Interesting to see a Bush voter using the word "sheeple." n/t

n/t

[Viva_La_Revolution]

8. you KNOW that one trolls DU!

cause you also know he's never read Lederer and Burdick

[Nevernose]

11. *chagrined* I've never read "Lederer and Burdick"

I just thought that the term "sheeple" was self-explanatory for anyone who swallowed the hook, line, and sinker of the right wing's line. Sure, I'm biased, but it all just seems so painfully OBVIOUS to me. Maybe it's my belief in the Scientific Method and critical thinking skills.

I just tend to go with what the evidence points me to, regardless of unsubstantiated claims, and that usually points to Democrats.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

12. 1958...

"The Ugly American"

don't feel chagrined... I just read it myself a few years ago....

[Nevernose]

7. "Maybe the S.O.P. should be to divert to DNC headquarters in the future?"

Admittedly, I am an asshole. A partison asshole, to boot. Never have I suggested that terrorists target or be targeted against my political enemies. Hopefully this does not exemplify the attitude of the radical right, although in my heart I know it does.

[Redstone]

9. I especially liked this response:

"Ban all moslims from flights for a period of three years, if terrorism incidents are not reduced, we can all apolize for their inconvenience."

Sure, we'll take your advice, pal. After all, you present it with such excellent spelling and grammar.

Not to mention logic.

Redstone

[Nevernose]

13. That's not spelling and grammar, that's typos

Let's not criticize them for the fact that they can't type. Many DUers have the same problem. Including me :)

Why can't we criticize them for the fact that they're fucking idiots, and not harp on their typing skills?

[mrcheerful]

15. But we have spell check and we use it.

[Nevernose]

21. We do?

That must be some of that new-fangled shit Elad or Earl introduced a few years back. I ain't into hittin' that extra button before I post. I type, then I post, and then I realize what a moran I am and edit it, the way god intended the Internet(s) to be. Perfect the first time and even more perfecter the second.

[madrchsod]

16. god what an awful site

as long as the site has been around you would think numnuts could buy new software. but then again anything new would totally confuse freeperland

[Wheezy]

20. oh man

it's been a while since I ventured over there. I laughed until tears came down my face. All of them asking 'what can you do with a screwdriver and vaseline' just struck my funnybone tonight.

Thanks for the laugh.