Authorities Issue New Warning-Beware of Women Wearing Gel Bras

[kpete]

Authorities Warning Women Not to Wear Gel Bras As Worries of Possible Female Bombers Increase
August 16, 2006 11:19 AM

Richard Esposito and Anna Schecter Report:

U.S. authorities are advising women not to wear gel bras on airplanes as information developed in the foiled London plot points to an expanding role for women in smuggling explosives on to an aircraft.

Authorities at Scotland Yard are questioning a husband and wife, suspects in the London terror plot, about allegations that they were planning to use their baby's bottle to hide a liquid bomb.

Police in the U.K. have recovered baby bottles containing peroxide, including some with false bottoms, from a recycling center close to the homes of some of the arrested suspects.

The use of female suicide bombers has been successful in previous airplane attacks.

more at:
http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2006/08/authorities_war.html

edit to add these terrifying subjects

[Lindacooks]

1. I couldn't believe it when I heard this!!

How exactly are they going to screen for gel bras?

Boy, I'll bet lots of repukes are going to apply for jobs as airport screeners for this one! You KNOW they don't get to touch many breasts in their sad little lives ...

[DinahMoeHum]

2. Another instance of standing on a brick to kick a duck's ass.

Good thing I'm not flying anywhere for awhile.

:evilfrown:

[Denver Dave]

3. Will implants be next?

What about gel implants? These are hard to remove for an airplane flight.

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

4. WATCH OUT: It's BOOBIE trapped

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[Bjornsdotter]

12. Lol n/t

[warrens]

5. Wait, does this mean I have to stop flying in drag?

The one thing that makes long trips tolerable?

Bummer.

[BigMcLargehuge]

6. I can disarm it.... (click - cold breeze washes across brabomb)... Run!!!!

The detonators popped!!!!

(No explosion)

Looks like a pair of duds ma'am.

[Freeusfromthechurch]

7. lol lol lol

[porphyrian]

8. They could have something in their vaginas, as well.

Maybe we should just do mandatory cavity searches on all airline passengers from now on. I mean, if you've got nothing to hide...

[sinkingfeeling]

9. I think DU discussed this possibility at great lenght last week. We're

well ahead of those in charge of our 'safety'!

[longship]

10. Women with mastectomies targeted by TSA?

I cannot take much more of this. These people are fuckin' nuts.
My head is fixin' to explode.

When are these knuckleheads going to be stopped? I swear that they will do anything to instill fear into us.

No! I do *not* mean the terrorists. I mean the law enforcement people who are running around looking for more ways to put more restrictions on innocent people in the name of some faux safety.

I knew that the next thing was going to be baby bottles, diapers, or something to do with motherhood. What could be scarier than that? They've just dressed it up a bit. It's only a matter of time when they will they be adding gel falsies and breast prosthetics to the list of dangerous substances?

Do the women with mastectomies hear this? What do the women's rights people think about this? They ought to be screaming their heads off.

[The_Casual_Observer]

11. I can read this frenzy stuff anymore, I have to take a break.

See you in a little while.

[MrCoffee]

13. Federal Boobie Inspectors? Really?

I'm totally flashing back to 3rd grade.

[flyarm]

16. spit the coffee again..damn my board is taking a beating...lmao!! n/t

[flyarm]

14. ahhh sheeetttt..there goes my favorite bra!!

push up to blow em up...

now this just goes too fucking far!!!!!!!

they are telling us what bras to wear now...........ahhhhhhhhh shitttttttttt


fly

[angstlessk]

15. I have not read this before because I thought it was a joke...DAMN

I was wrong. NO THEY are wrong...what a stupid fucking idea! Be afraid of big breasted women...IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!