Carlson: Another license-plate tiff is brewing
By JOHN CARLSON
REGISTER COLUMNIST
August 16, 2006
Glen Keenan got his shiny new personalized license plates on Aug. 1.
The polite, but firm, letter from the Iowa Department of Transportation arrived a week later.
If he would be so kind, the state told him, please "voluntarily surrender" the new plates. Within 10 days. In other words, pronto.
"I don't know what to do, but I don't think so," said Keenan, a lifelong Iowan from Jefferson County. "It's not an obscene message. I really don't understand why I wouldn't be allowed to keep them."
Keenan tells me this is what his personalized Iowa license plates say: ITMFA.
Which makes for a not-so-obvious problem that he had to explain because I was unable to pronounce anything objectionable — or anything at all, for that matter — using the combination of letters he'd chosen.
Keenan directed me to the Web site "itmfa.com".
I could hear him grinning over the phone as I punched in the letters.
Oh.
Without being too specific here, let's just say it is a political statement about what Keenan and some others think America should do with President Bush.
OK, we'll be somewhat specific. ITMFA stands for "Impeach the m----- f----- Already."
The Web site is devoted to that topic and features a picture of Keenan, wearing a "worst president ever" T-shirt. He's standing there with his two children, next to the family PT Cruiser and, of course, its new license plates.
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