White House.org: President offers condolences to Joe Lieberman

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The White House has posted this transcript of the Lieberman/Bush phone call for your humpday lunchtime pleasure: (satire alert) I can't post the entire thing, and I don't know what constitutes a paragraph for a transcript - so head over to their site for a much bigger belly laugh.

PRESIDENT OFFERS CONDOLENCES TO JOE LIEBERMAN ON HIS VICIOUS POLITICAL LYNCHING BY SISSY-ASSED ANTI-KILLING YANKEES

Presidential Transcript

(Ringing.)
SENATOR LIEBERMAN: Hello?

THE PRESIDENT: Jewboy 2000! How's it hangin'?

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THE PRESIDENT: Oh well. So this Ned Vermont guy. Now I'm starting to remember when we talked about this. You said, "this guy might win if Iraq keeps spiralling into a hopeless, unmitigizated disaster."

SENATOR LIEBERMAN: That's right, sir.

THE PRESIDENT: And then I said, "That's OK. We'll just have you launch 'OPERATION NADER REDUX' to split the Dem vote and repaint that sorry little Yankee postage stamp in a beautiful GOP blood-red."

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SENATOR LIEBERMAN: Could you talk to your money people about infusing my dark horse independent campaign with zillions of Republican campaign dollars – all off the books, of course.

THE PRESIDENT: (Chuckles.) Tell you what, Jewboy: you polish the turds off of my boots, and then maybe we'll talk about it next week.

(Click.)