AOL user16006693: I can't believe this article isn't already on greatest

[Extend a Hand]

just who, who might AOL user '16006693' be??

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

http://www.slate.com/id/2147808

[Luminous Animal]

1. Oh my, that is good!

I like this sequence:

16006693 crawford hot
16006693 cindy crawford hot
16006693 rice hot
16006693 rice hot not recipes
16006693 rice naked
16006693 rice nude
16006693 bible quotes resisting temptation
16006693 oakridge boys i'll be true to you
16006693 oakridge boys trying to love two women

[Mr_Spock]

36. That is so freakin' hilarious

:rofl:

[Seabiscuit]

43. Without reading the whole thread, WTF is the point????????????????

Sorry, I just don't get it.

Can you explain your bellylaugh?

[poverlay]

2. Now that's funny. n/t

[tridim]

3. That's just brilliant!

Thanks for posting it.

[Kutjara]

4. I'm actually crying with laughter right now.

It's like evesdropping on a freudian word association session.

[liberalhistorian]

10. LOL, I was just

thinking the same thing!

[Bluebear]

5. Holy cannoli....

16006693 love thine enemas
16006693 love thine enemies
16006693 bible quote of the day
16006693 insperation from bible
16006693 george bush great president
16006693 george w bush great president
16006693 dream on
16006693 oakridge boys lyrics dream on
16006693 how to run country
16006693 how to run country when not really inerested
16006693 people to run country for you
16006693 over work
16006693 overwork
16006693 stress
16006693 best place to retire
16006693 places like crawford but without cindy sheehan

[Amonester]

6. Wait! There R 3 6 in there!!

THAT IS HUGH!!!1_00__93!!111

[Systematic Chaos]

7. K & R!!

What a fucking nutball. :spank: :spray:

[ReadTomPaine]

8. This is a riot!

[liberalhistorian]

9. What I wanna know is who in the hell

would be looking for "pix of disemboweled reporters?" :shrug: :shrug:

[Extend a Hand]

11. hint:

1600 is the street address for this 'user'

[Faux pas]

14. LOL made me spit my water across the room. Thanks. n/t

[Torgo Johnson]

12. I am pretty sure this is satire...

The person making these searches is supposed to be . For a few minutes there
I thought it was real.

Edit: Should probably still keep it a secret.

[liberalhistorian]

13. Hey, as a former (and recovering)

Ohioan who moved to SD last summer, I LOVE your username! He does, indeed, suck beyond measure and it would be an absolute disaster if he got into the governor's mansion. Pretty sad state of affairs in OH when a lifelong resident like me would rather live in SD.

[thecrow]

15. Well,, I think we've found out the Chimp's on AOL

ROFL
AND why he has to go to "bed" so early every night...?
Yes, he's searching AOL for the meaning of life!

hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

[canetoad]

16. Best line

'Love thine enemas'

[Mr_Spock]

27. lmfao - rofl!!!

These folks are dumber than dirt!!!


:rofl:

[YOY]

17. All funny but what is 'Nak'

'Nak'???

[spooky3]

20. probably a misspelling of The Knack, who performed

My Sharona

[Mr_Spock]

28. Some imbeciles spelling of "The Knack"

How do we produce such morons anyway?

[LonelyLRLiberal]

32. When we let GHW Bush have sex with Barbara Bush,

resulting in King George the Junior.

[Fleshdancer]

18. This is better than the brazillion joke

:rofl:

[Lochloosa]

19. NEVER!

Donald Rumsfeld is briefing president Bush: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”



“Oh no!” exclaims the president, “that’s terrible!”



His staff is stunned at this unprecedented display of emotion, watching as Bush sits, head in hands.

Finally, he looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”

[treestar]

21. And you just know the chimp would have aol

:rofl:

[Subdivisions]

22. I think I have

burst a seam!

That is the funniest fucking thing I think I've seen in the past 10 years.

Thank you!

[Az_lefty]

23. Good one...

:rofl:

[progressoid]

24. Faaaaantastic!!!

[BluePatriot]

25. LOL K&R (nt)

[Mr_Spock]

26. Holy ^&&*&*% Jesus that's funny!! "cindy crawford hot"

:rofl:

"where is lenenon"

"shee-ites"

fucking moron!!

"Rice naked"

"bible quotes resisting temptation"

These morons are too stupid to live!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[CottonBear]

29. "global warming mith"

:rofl:

[ElboRuum]

30. FRIGGIN HILARIOUS (K&R)

[timber84]

31. This site is similar:

http://www.metaspy.com/info.metac.spy/metaspy/unfiltered.htm

[Renew Deal]

33. love thine enemas

OK :rofl:

[L0oniX]

34. AOL has been full of lamers since the beginning.

+b *!*@*.aol.com ....Perm ban in all my channels.

[Extend a Hand]

35. this is a spoof by slate

it's supposed to be a search list for the chimperor. ;)
1600=1600 pennsylvania ave. 6693=66(9-3)=666
16006693 was not a real userid in the search lists mistakenly published by AOL.

[yodermon]

37. OK everybody. Verdict: It's definitly a spoof.

Albeit a funny one.

I have searched through all the text files looking for 16006693 and there is no such number.
Each file (there are 10 of them) have numbers ranging from 2 digits to 8 digits, ordered sequentially.
So there were 10 chances for 16006693 to show up, and it never did.

As proof (or something) I am now posting the results of the entries immediately before and after the slot where 16006693 should have been. I have highlighted the likely repuke search. ;)

forthwith:

====== user-ct-test-collection-01.txt ======

16006039 aolsvc.billing.search.aol.com 2006-05-29 20:58:39
16006738 zillow.com 2006-03-18 11:14:59 1 http://www.zillow.com

====== user-ct-test-collection-02.txt ======

16005250 what is a chicken party 2006-05-20 06:58:41
16006844 ncaa tournament brackets 2006-03-18 13:03:53

====== user-ct-test-collection-03.txt ======

16006116 cartoonetwork 2006-05-24 18:31:53 1 http://www.cartoonetworkgamers.jkaizer.net
16008316 recipe irish soda bread 2006-03-18 07:14:49 5 http://bread.allrecipes.com

====== user-ct-test-collection-04.txt ======

16006592 wwwjaxkids.org 2006-04-18 13:02:13
16007084 www.lauriberner.com 2006-03-18 07:12:07

====== user-ct-test-collection-05.txt ======

16006589 vocero.om 2006-04-17 09:41:43
16006764 www.waterederesortandspa.com 2006-03-18 20:30:45

====== user-ct-test-collection-06.txt ======

16006223 .com 2006-05-31 15:24:45
16006954 blue book 2006-03-18 16:06:56

====== user-ct-test-collection-07.txt ======

16006042 howard axelrod 2006-05-12 11:03:50
16006967 www.kohsl.com 2006-03-18 09:01:56

====== user-ct-test-collection-08.txt ======

16005834 u.s. airlines 2006-03-28 17:51:43
16008052 male for male escorts 2006-03-18 16:35:02

====== user-ct-test-collection-09.txt ======

16000364 hotmail.com 2006-04-29 16:16:07
16000698 accident turnpike south miami 2006-03-18 22:33:27 1 http://miami.injuryboard.com

====== user-ct-test-collection-10.txt ======

16006317 219.102.199.250 2006-03-18 15:32:46
16007182 burberry 2006-03-18 00:07:44 2 http://www.burberry.com

[Extend a Hand]

40. the first time I read it...I realized it was a joke on the shrub

I wasn't aware until I started reading responses (and my husband didn't get it) that a number of people thought it was info for a real (but stupid RW) AOL user.

:shrug:

oh--well either way it was hysterical


:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

38. So Dubya is User 16006693, it would appear.

[chiffon]

39. hezbollah???

16006693 his bullets
16006693 his bullies



:think:

[Pryderi]

41. Didn't Bush say he doesn't use email because, "I don't want you

to know my private stuff"? Anyone have an exact quote?

[DUyellow]

42. he said something like...

President Bush said Thursday that he does not send e-mail, not even to his twin daughters, because he fears "my personal stuff" would be made public

found at http://www.macminute.com/cgi-bin/wwwthreads/showflat.pl?Cat=&Board=politics&Number=229061&page=17&view=collapsed&sb=1&o=0&part=

[lonestarnot]

45. He'd probably just figure he had to crawl into the tube and it would clog

the nets.

[Contrary1]

44. What?

Nothing on how to roast armadillos?

[bling bling]

46. Funniest post this week.

:rofl:

[SeveneightyWhoa]

47. Especially funny is how many DU'ers don't "get" it.

Just another example of how close DU can really be to FR at times.

I mean, this article is directed almost directly towards DU'er types -- its exactly the anti-Bush humor one would normally expect to be familiar with by now, yet judging by the posts above mine, this isn't quite the case..

[bling bling]

48. kick