The breast job that saved a life

[HopeFor2006]

Hospital: Shrapnel from rocket lodged in implants, sparing Israeli woman
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14365733/?GT1=8404


Updated: 52 minutes ago
JERUSALEM - An Israeli woman's breast implants saved her life when she was wounded in a Hezbollah rocket attack during Israel's war with the Lebanese group, a hospital spokesman said Tuesday.

Doctors found shrapnel embedded in the silicone implants, just inches from the 24-year-old’s heart.

"She was saved from death," said a spokesman for Nahariya Hospital in northern Israel. The woman has been released from hospital.

[rzemanfl]

1. The Neocons will require all patriotic American women to get

breast augmentations for their own protection.

[Bucky]

2. Why just the women?

If you love your children, you'll have all of them get breast implants--front and back.

[HopeFor2006]

3. Freedom Breasts?

[rzemanfl]

12. Nah! Bumper boobs. Terrorisim t_ts. Heroic hooters. eom

[HopeFor2006]

13. I like Heroic Hooters

:bounce: Let's go with that

[rzemanfl]

18. I think the restaurant chain may have a lock on that. n/t

[KingFlorez]

4. New GOP headline

Fake Breasts are weapons against terrorists.

Bush gives a press conference and says "Let's show the terrorists breasts, they stand for freedom".

Then the whole Bush Administration, including the men go out and get breasts implants.

[Generic Other]

5. Bad news is that the leaks will give her some neurological condition

but hey, you only live once!

[JuniperLea]

6. WMD

Weapons of Mammary Delusion...

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. Katherine Harris could withstand a direct hit at that rate.

[HopeFor2006]

11. LOL

She and Man Coulter are covered, anyway

[Gatchaman]

8. But the neocons will never hear this story

after all, it involves the word breasts.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

9. Wow. God Bless Her. Glad She's Ok.

[lonestarnot]

10. Wow. A real case of boobs not bombs!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

14. Thanks for the news, matcom. Uh.. hey waitaminute!

You're not matcom!

[HopeFor2006]

15. No, but

Wow! What an honor.

[Solo_in_MD]

16. nah, kevlar fashions. Big shoulder pads with some real protection

[Richard Steele]

17. What a load of crap. "saved her from death" PFFT!

Silicon gel ain't kevlar. Any shrapnel that came
to rest in it was never going to reach her heart in the first place.

This is a non-story; and it is NONsense.
Is it headline news when shrapnel comes to rest
in a real breast, "Large boobs save womans life"?

Or what if it lodges in a man's chest?
"Normal Sized Pectoral Muscle Saves Man's Life"?
"He's lucky that muscle was there, say Docs".

Pfft and DOUBLE pfft.