TDS tonite: Samuel L. Jackson , "Snakes on a Plane". Ugh.

[babylonsister]

I like SLJ, the concept of the movie, not so much.

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

1. That would be...

M*therf**kin snakes on a m*therf**kin plane!

[Midlodemocrat]

3. And there's not a GD thing you can do about it!!!!

:bounce:


Although, more than likely I won't go see it because snakes totally creep me out.

[Cha]

27. Right! I read about that in Entertainment

Weekly..Samuel was on the cover with the M#*her:^ucking snakes, of course!

He asked to be in the movie cause it was such a wild concept and much more hype than substance. It should be funny with Stewart asking him about the flick.

[MrCoffee]

2. Friday the 18th...Get your SOAP on!

[AspenRose]

4. Wish I could stop thinking about Chappelle's skit about SLJ beer

Every time I see Samuel L. Jackson I think of that skit....

[NorCalDem]

9. Mmm Mmm B***h!!!!

Chappelle is hilarious :D

[rep the dems]

12. And that's a bad thing? I love that skit.

Especially when you first see him and he says,"Goooood motherfuckin choice,motherfucker!" Priceless!

[Amy6627]

14. You can send a SLJ voice mail message to anyone about

Snakes on a Plane! My niece sent me one yesterday and it was hilarious! The message was personalize, but my favorite line was, "Snakes on a Plane will take a gigantic bite out of your ass!"

http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/

[CabalPowered]

19. That's great! Thanks!

:thumbsup:

[blogslut]

20. I sent one

to Tom Delay's campaign office - with the sender phone number as the RNC. O8) :evilgrin: O8)

[Amy6627]

31. You da MAN!!!

[knitter4democracy]

15. Haven't you ever seen any of my movies?

I love that skit. :D

Of course, now my hubby and I are saying "snakes on a plane" all the time and especially while the kids are watching "The Incredibles."

[Starbucks Anarchist]

17. Good mothafuckin' choice!

[Hatalles]

18. "Yes, they deserve to die... and I hope they burn in hell!"

:P

[rep the dems]

30. Made painstakingly by me! Samuel L Jackson!

:rofl:

[Connie_Corleone]

5. I was dreaming about those muthaf*ckin snakes on a muthaf*ckin plane

all last night!! I kept seeing SLJ saying that line over and over and over again.

[AspenRose]

7. They're going to put it on his tombstone when he dies

Can't put that genie back in the bottle, no way. :D

[blogslut]

21. You Lie

His gravestone will say Bad Motherfucker!

[Der Blaue Engel]

6. Snakes on a Plane!!!!! So awful, it's got to be good.

I'm lining up now to get my MF tickets! :D

[lonestarnot]

11. You MF'n snake!

:evilgrin:

[MrSlayer]

8. The movie is going to be ridiculous. I must see it.

I predict it will be a moderate hit simply because of how bad it is. Plus I love Samuel L. Jackson.

[rep the dems]

10. It's gonna be ridiculously bad, but I'm dying to see it.

10:00 Thursday night!

[AspenRose]

13. "And MTV's Best Movie of the year goes to...."

"On June 3, 2006, Samuel L. Jackson said, while presenting the award for best movie at the MTV Movie Awards, "I'm here tonight to present the award everyone's been waiting for: best movie. Now, this award holds a special place in my heart because next year I'll be winning it for Snakes on a Plane. Now I know, I know that sounds cocky, but I don't give a damn. I am guaranteeing that Snakes on a Plane will win best movie next year. Does not matter what else is coming out. The New James Bond... no snakes in that! Ocean's 13... where my snakes at? Shrek the Third... green, but not a snake. No movie shall triumph over Snakes on a Plane. Unless I happen to feel like making a movie called Mo' Motha-fuckin' Snakes on Mo' Motha-fuckin' Planes."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_plane

He cracks me up :D

[MrCoffee]

16. No movie shall triumph over Snakes on a Plane!

Hell motherfuckin yeah!!!

The whole thing cracks me up. Kudos to New Line for letting the joke play out.

[rocktivity]

22. It's the Blair Witch Project for this decade

A triumph of marketing over matter, thanks to it's so-bad-it's-good-title. What started out as derision has been turned into expertly-tuned hype. Sam's job is to give it some kind of artistic merit.

:headbang:
rocknation

[babylonsister]

23. Artistic merit? Or going down in history as being involved in one

of the worst.movies.eva!:P

[LTR]

25. Only thing is...

...nothing could ever be as terrible as "Blair Witch Project". What a lame-ass movie!

[TroubleMan]

24. I got a feeling I'll enjoy that movie even if it's bad.

Just a hunch.

[immoderate]

26. Maybe the "Rocky Horror Show" of today.

A cult will form. It has all the makings.

--IMM

[Buns_of_Fire]

28. I can hear the audience shouting along with SLJ now! (n/t)

[babylonsister]

29. SLJ and SOAP kick! nt