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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 02:56 PM
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I SWEAR that monkeyass is getting a live feed through an earpiece
Edited on Mon Aug-14-06 02:56 PM by Philosoraptor
More than ever, I believe the rumor that he is wired.

His halting phrasing, his stumbling, he is repeating words as they come into his ear, something all kids have tried at one time or another as a game.

He CANNOT be coming up with these answers to reporters on his own, he is too too stupid.

I believe that after the historians are done, this secret will be revealed.

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unblock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 02:57 PM
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1. .
Edited on Mon Aug-14-06 02:58 PM by unblock
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 02:59 PM
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2. If he is, whoever has the microphone is as fucking stupid as he is.
:eyes:
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Drum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 02:59 PM
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3. I absolutely agree...have always thought so. n/t
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 02:59 PM
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4. He sure does sound like he's being force-fed answers, though
I'm so used to his ignorant attempts at speech, this is more of the same. Torture, I tell ya!
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caligirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 02:59 PM
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5.  His tone was just like" Its hardwork. Its a hard job" and then he said it
Can't you just hear him begging everyone to lower their expections of him AGAIN!
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 03:00 PM
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6. I totally agree with you...
...there is something so manufactured about his speech and his manner.

When he talks during press conferences, it's as if his mind is somewhere else, but his lips are moving and he's saying words.

He truly speaks like a man who is not saying his own thoughts or words. The speech is strained, choppy and has an artificial feel to it.

His speech also lacks the natural emotion that should flow from the words/ideas he's saying/expressing.

Like you, I am convinced he's being fed answers.
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LSparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 03:17 PM
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10. I'm starting to believe he's the Bushbot from that German internet clip
Edited on Mon Aug-14-06 03:18 PM by LSparkle
A technician operates "the Bush" but sometimes it crashes and has to be "rebooted" ... Today's performance was just about as bad as the caricature in the German clip.
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Webster Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 03:00 PM
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7. Looks that way...
He's mumbling and stumbling, then blurts out the talking point when he manages to hear it from the Rove-O-Matic 2000 transmitter.
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 03:00 PM
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8. I'd love to see him give a speech to an esteemed audience
Edited on Mon Aug-14-06 03:11 PM by lpbk2713


and then pause, looking more dumbfounded than usual, and say " ..... I didn't get that. Can you repeat it please?"








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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 03:01 PM
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9. "hardwerkinfolks"
Edited on Mon Aug-14-06 03:01 PM by SoCalDem
:grr:
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butterfly77 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 03:21 PM
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11. And he taken a large dose of medications...
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davidwparker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-14-06 04:19 PM
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12. that was pretty much settled at the debates. the explanation was that
the POTUS had a bad tailor as if the POTUS gets suits off the rack
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