CAPTION the workaholic

[Crankie Avalon]

"What are you doing in Crawford, Rummy...unless...oh, fuck me,
vacation's over already and I'm back in Washington???"

[smoogatz]

1. You want some KFC? I dunno--KFC just sounds good right now.

Let's get this thing over with and go get us a bucket of Extra Crispy.

[MrCoffee]

6. Hell yes it does!!

mmm...extra crispy

[MrCoffee]

2. W: "I need to go to the bathroom." R: "Write it down, dammit!"

[Monkeyman]

3. Rummy do you ever wash your hair

[LSK]

7. LOL

Rummy: "Well gosh! Well one could ask should I wash my hair today? And one could wonder how soon until it will get dirty again? Only time will tell. So with this level of known unknowns, I have decided to put off the decision".

[AndyA]

4. "Why are you still here? And what are you lookin' at? We both know

this is a bunch of bullshit, so quit lookin' at me like you expect me to do something!"

[man4allcats]

5. Whaddaya mean I can't nuke Beirut?

I'm the Decider!

[LSK]

8. "how many known unknowns are we talking about?"

[DoYouEverWonder]

9. You're kidding

You want to do another 9-11?

Just as long as you don't make me sit there and read 'My Pet Goat' again.

[Kurovski]

10. Lol...

The op is the one. I could hear the dunderhead as I read it.

[Saphire]

11. "how many is a brazillion???"

[MrCoffee]

12. They really wanna take Pluto off the list of planets? Crazy astrononmers

[Jeroen]

13. "Who are you?"

[paparush]

14. Bush: DAD?? WTF are you doing here?

[Hubert Flottz]

15. "Yes Donnie I've even been spying on Arlen Sphincter too!"

"And You say Arlen and Annrrhoid were playing dingle dangle dingle over at the Watergate, Junior?"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

16. You're not a squirrel

Are you?

[MiniMe]

17. "How long will it take you to fly home"

Must be a big country. From Bush at the G8 summit speaking to the Chinese leader.